Oh, god. Not another snake. There's a snake in Lehigh Acres and even though it's not near me... It's far enough. According to NBC2, the Lee County Sheriffs Office got a call about a snake stuck in a car's engine. Can you believe it? Now another fear has been unlocked in my brain.
Now, cars tend to make some strange noises sometimes. But I'm betting that a hissing sound can't be good, especially when it's a snake inside the engine. The owners of the vehicle called the LCSO and said that there was a large python inside their car's engine.
Lucky for them, Sergeant Van Pelt was on the case. He's not just a LCSO deputy, but also a licensed python contractor. Just the guy you need for a snake in Lehigh Acres. And there's no snake either too big or too small, apparently.
Snake in Lehigh Acres:
Just when he opened the hood expecting to see this giant python, what did he find? Not a huge snake, but a red rat snake just hanging out in the engine bay trying to stay warm. Talk about a small surprise? I bet Van Pelt was like "Seriously? This is the snake in Lehigh Acres I was called for?"
Kudos to Sergeant Van Pelt, for handling it like a pro regardless of the size. He caught that snake and relocated it to some nearby woods. Better him than me, that's for sure.
No problem at all. Just a regular day, for a police officer skilled at handling snakes.
So what's the lesson here? If there's another snake in Lehigh Acres or anywhere near me, for that matter... Call in the experts. Just don't call me.
I don't like snakes if you couldn't tell by now. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to open my car's hood very carefully. And if I hear a hiss, someone better be opening a coke can.
Things That Can Kill You: The Six Venomous Snakes Of Florida
With the warm climate we enjoy, there's more than just New Yorker's heading to Florida. There are 44 known species of snakes here in Florida, but only 6 are venomous. Of course, it only takes one bite to totally ruin your day, so it's best to know who they are. I've seen so many posts on Facebook of people asking what kind of snake is this, and will I die if it bites me. Most won't. In fact, it's best to leave most snakes alone because they're eating pests that you don't want around. Rats, mice, those frogs that make your dog sick. Things like that. This list doesn't include the invasive python which is attempting to take over the Everglades. It's not a venomous snake. Although it does make for interesting stories when Florida man takes one on.
It's actually a very short list of snakes that you really need to watch out for. There's the pit vipers and the eastern coral snake. The truly tricky part is all of the other snakes that try to look like they're a venomous snake. Those snakes are the equivalent of someone who is all talk but runs and hides once the fight starts.
Anyway, thanks to the good folks at World Atlas, let's take a look at some things that could kill you. It's the Venomous Snakes Of Florida
Southern Copperhead
A pit viper that prefers to live in wooded and mixed pasture lowlands.
Eastern Coral Snake
They like the tropical parts of Florida. They would rather hide than attack a human and generally don't bite. Still best to not mess with tho'.
Dusky Pygmy Rattlesnake
These dudes live in habitats ranging from flatwoods to prairies, swamps, and marshes to along water bodies like ponds and lakes. Don't mess with them, they will react.
Timber Rattlesnake
They hang out around forests and rugged terrain. One of the most feared snakes in Florida. If you get bit and do not get immediate treatment you'll probably die.
Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake
This snake is as nasty as it's name implies. It lives in a wide variety of habitats including marshes and swamps, dry pine forests, sandhills, wet prairies, and wherever it finds food. It can grow up to 8 feet long, is faster than you, and can outswim you. It's bite has a mortality rate up to 30%.
Florida Cottonmouth
This thing hangs out in swampy regions, wooded regions along watercourses, and along the edges of cypress ponds. It's even made it's way to some islands. You probably won't die if it bites you, but amputations? Yeah, amputations.