Stalking delivery trucks in Florida? Leave it to a porch pirate. The name sounds like the kind you'd find in a cheesy superhero comic, right? But they are very real. I have them in my Cape coral neighborhood. And these troublemakers are sneaking around and swiping your packages.
Take this guy, for example. According to FOX35, Jency Argenis Reynoso Jimenez had a thing for FedEx delivery trucks. Not because he was waiting for a delivery himself, oh no. He was allegedly tailing them like it was his job to steal whatever they were carrying.
Hey the law enforcement in Polk and Osceola Counties weren't going to allow that sort of thing. They Started investigating and guess what? They caught him in the act.
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So, while these detectives were keeping an eye on Reynoso Jimenez, what was he doing? Trying to snatch packages left and right by following a delivery truck! He's like a ninja, on a mission to sneak and steal after every delivery. I've seen his type before. Thinking they're all clever until they get caught...
And BAM! The police showed up. Put the handcuffs on him.. That's not all...Oh, no they went out. Obtained a search warrant for his house and his car.
You wouldn't believe what they discovered. Reynoso Jimenez spilled the beans, folks. Confessed to everything. Turns out he had been taking packages from all over the place. Not only in one county. But in two!
Crooks always believe they can get away with it, until they get caught? Perhaps he saw himself as some sort of FedEx super villain ruining peoples' day by stealing their belongings.. Hey, buddy, that's not how it goes. The villain always ends up getting caught in the end.
Here's a tip for all inspiring villains. Don't go after FedEx delivery trucks. It's not a smart idea. It Will only lead to trouble.
Florida Man Criminal Found Hiding In A North Fort Myers Attic With His Face Against The Air Duct To Breathe
Over the weekend the Lee County Sheriff's Office responded to a burglary in progress at a home on 4th Way in North Fort Myers. When the cops entered the house they could hear the Florida Man criminal walking in the attic. Also, they found a 5 gallon bucket on the floor under the attic access and insulation on the floor. This Florida man needs to work on his ninja stealth abilities. But he was resourceful in other ways.
The deputies yelled for him to come down out of the attic, but Florida Man did not respond. The cops put a non lethal gas canister into the attic to smoke him out. He buried himself in the insulation with his face against the air duct system to breathe fresh air. No go on the smoke.
So they had to go up there and get him. Keep in mind how hot it gets in a Florida attic. That's when Florida Man Bruce Davis surrendered. Dude's covered in itchy insulation and the cops are like "we should take his picture first". I get it, this pic could make some solid memes.
What was he doing in the house? According to LCSO "A search of the home also revealed a broken window, appliances in use, and tools scattered throughout the residence. " Appliances in use? Was he making a smoothie? Doing laundry? This Florida Man criminal was charged with burglary and resisting an officer.
Lee County Sheriff's Office
Lee County Sheriff's Office
