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Fort Myers Is Getting Another Marijuana Dispensary – Near Chick Fil A

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In the latest expansion into Fort Myers, marijuana seller MUV has announced a new spot in Fort Myers with a planned opening this summer. The address is 7010 Cypress Terrace, across from Target at Daniels and 41. According to Gulf Shore Business, MUV bought the old Chase Bank building. Kind of a perfect spot, really. What's more secure than a bank building? The Trulieve on Summerlin is also in what used to be a bank. When a bank leaves, do the buildings still have that gigantic vault door? I couldn't think of a safer way to lock up the greens than in a big bank vault. What do they do with the safe deposit boxes? Grinders?

The other MUV store in Fort Myers is at Colonial and 82 by the Wawa. There's also like 4 Trulieve's in the area. The Fort Myers Marijuana market continues to - wait for it - grow.

The new MUV store is on the same access road as Chick Fil A and Bob Evans, so the staff at those stores should be expecting a slight change in their customers. Customers that park in the lot for 10 minutes before coming in. And are very friendly. And thirsty.

And if you were wondering why the 'secondary market' was a little dry at times this past winter:

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