Okay you thrill-seeking adventurers, welcome to the most heart-pounding journey through the roller coasters of Orlando! I have embarked on a daring mission to unearth the crème de la crème of Orlando's roller coasters. So, fasten your seatbelts, keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. This is gonna get WiLD.
When it comes to roller coasters, Orlando is the undisputed capital of thrills and spills. From the heart-stopping drops to the mind-bending twists, this city is a haven for those who seek the ultimate rush. But what sets Orlando apart from the rest is its ability to inject humor into every loop, every turn, and every hair-raising moment. Orlando's roller coasters not only defy gravity but also tickle your funny bone in ways you never thought possible.
We've scoured the theme parks, braved the steepest drops, and survived the most daring inversions to bring you a list of Orlando's finest roller coasters. And we I say "we" I mean me (Budman) because Marija is not one for high thrill levels. From Universal's Islands of Adventure to SeaWorld Orlando, and from Disney's Animal Kingdom to the hidden gems of Fun Spot America, we've left no loop untraveled in our quest for the perfect blend of thrills and humor.
So, prepare to embark on a roller coaster odyssey unlike any other. Buckle up. Leave your inhibitions at the gate. Then let our list of Orlando's top roller coasters take you on a wild ride that will leave you breathless, exhilarated, and with a smile that will last long after the final drop. Unless you're Marija. Then just enjoy the videos.
The Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind - EPCOT
The Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind is about to take you on a roller coaster adventure that's truly out of this world! This indoor marvel boasts spinning ride vehicles that will have you twirling like a cosmic tornado. And don't worry about those dark cosmic landscapes—just think of it as a thrilling space tour with mood lighting. Oh, and did we mention the reverse launch? Prepare for an exhilarating blast-off that'll leave you wondering which way is up. So, hold on tight and join Marvel's misfit crew as they save the galaxy in the most pulse-pounding, gravity-defying way possible. Get ready for a cosmic whirlwind that'll have you screaming "I am Groot!" with pure excitement!
The Incredible Hulk Coaster - Universal's Islands of Adventure
Prepare to unleash your inner Hulk and ride the emerald beast of coasters! With heart-pounding launches and mind-bending inversions, this green monster will make you wonder if you've been bitten by a radioactive adrenaline junkie. Hold on tight as you twist, turn, and scream your way through loops and drops that will leave you questioning if you've accidentally stumbled into an Avenger's battle. The only thing more incredible than the ride itself is the face you'll make in those on-ride photos!
Mako - SeaWorld Orlando
Ever wanted to experience the sheer power and grace of a mako shark? Well, strap yourself in and get ready for a ride that'll make you feel like you're swimming with the ocean's most formidable predator. As you dive, twist, and soar through the air, you'll feel the rush of the wind and the laughter bubbling up from deep within. With speeds that'll make even Michael Phelps jealous, Mako will have you yelling, "Fish, I'm coming for you!"
Expedition Everest - Disney's Animal Kingdom
Attention, adventurers! We're about to take you on a journey through the Himalayas that'll leave you gasping for breath (and not just because of the altitude). Climb aboard Expedition Everest and hold on tight as you race through treacherous peaks, narrowly avoiding a ferocious yeti. This coaster combines storytelling and thrills so seamlessly that you'll swear you've stumbled into the set of an action-packed Indiana Jones movie. And remember, when the yeti shows up, just give him a friendly wave and hope he doesn't decide to join you for a cup of tea.
Kraken - SeaWorld Orlando
Deep beneath the sea lies an aquatic nightmare known as Kraken—a coaster that'll have you screaming louder than a seagull stealing your French fries. As you flip, twist, and spin through a maze of loops and inversions, you'll find yourself questioning whether you're on a coaster or in the middle of a kraken-themed fever dream. This ride is so intense, it'll make you wonder if you've accidentally signed up for the Kraken Olympics. Pro tip: If you see Poseidon giving you a thumbs-up, it means you're doing it right.
Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith - Disney's Hollywood Studio
Who's ready to rock 'n' roll with the mouse's favorite band? Prepare to be catapulted into a high-speed concert experience as you race through the dark with Aerosmith's greatest hits blasting in your ears. This coaster is a perfect blend of music, adrenaline, and trying not to spill your soda while you scream the lyrics. Just remember, if you can't find your voice after the ride, blame it on the rock 'n' roll.
Revenge of the Mummy - Universal Studios Florida
Looking for a coaster that'll send chills down your spine, while also tickling your funny bone? Enter the Revenge of the Mummy, where ancient curses and mummy mayhem await. Brace yourself for a hilarious yet spine-tingling adventure as you navigate through the tomb's twists and turns, avoiding falling debris and the dreaded mummy's gaze. Don't forget to give the mummy a thumbs-up as you escape because, hey, even undead creatures need a little love!
Cheetah Hunt - Busch Gardens
This launch coaster is all about speed, agility, and embracing your inner cheetah as you race through the savannah-inspired landscape. With not one, not two, but three powerful accelerations, Cheetah Hunt will have you feeling like you're strapped to a rocket-powered cheetah as it zooms through the grasslands.
Space Mountain - Magic Kingdom
In a galaxy far, far away (or more accurately, in the heart of Orlando), lies Space Mountain—an otherworldly coaster experience that'll have you yelling, "Beam me up, Mickey!" As you zoom through the darkness, feeling the exhilarating rush of speed and the anticipation of the unknown, you'll wonder if you've accidentally stumbled into a cosmic disco. Keep your hands up and your intergalactic dance moves in check because this ride is sure to make your heart race at warp speed.
Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit - Universal Studios Florida
Lights, camera, roller coaster action! On this Hollywood-inspired coaster, you'll not only experience intense drops and twists but also get to choose your own soundtrack for the ride. Pick your favorite tune and become the star of your very own adrenaline-pumping music video. Just make sure to perfect your smoldering gaze before the on-ride camera captures your moment of fame!