Lebron James Red Alert !! One of my favorite radio segments on the Shemon and Sheppard Show on ESPN Southwest Florida is RED ALERT every Tuesday at 3:30ish! That's where we put people, teams or situations on BLAST because they deserve to be ripped. (I also like the missile launch sound effects that Chris plays from the other side of the glass!) And we'll talk about Milana Vayntrub. The LEBRON JAMES / Milana Vayntrub connection.
Common targets are prima danna athletes who are unaware of their social surroundings. It is our duty to point out their public deficiencies.
Other targets can be coaches who make bonehead decisions or team owners and general managers who drive their fans nuts. It is our job to set the world straight, at least during our ten minute segment.
Since we've been doing this segment for a while, I also enjoy how the texters like to add their nominations to the list.
Also, in case you are new to the show, RED ALERT blasts do NOT have to come from the world of sports. In fact, as of late, we like to close the segment by ALWAYS blasting Russian President Vladimir Putin just because. However, I should note that our show goes to painstaking lengths to avoid divisive politics at all costs. So let's dial it up! Enjoy this week's RED ALERT!
LEBRON JAMES /Milana Vayntrub Red Alert ! Who else?
1. LEBRON JAMES
We don't need you gunning for Lily's job at AT&T. We already know old and new customers get the same deal because Lily (Milana Vayntrub) is a great spokesperson. Try working on your jump-shot.
2. RUSSELL WILSON
"Let's Ride!" is getting old. Even Laura Rutledge cringed when you said it this week!
3. ANTONIO BROWN
AB is seeing T-Shirts featuring pictures of himself with Gisele Bundchen. He's making fun of Tom Brady's divorce. He claims the money goes toward fatherless children and that he's doing nothing wrong. I think the IRS should look into this alleged 501c3.
4. JOSH MCDANIELS
He broke the Raiders.
5. DJ MOORE
Celebrated a TD too hard and cost the Panthers a win.
6. DOLPHINS FAN
Quit acting like your win over the LIONS was equal to overcoming a 28-3 deficit in a Super Bowl.
7. AUBURN FAN
21 games before firing Bryan Harsin?? Auburn and LSU fans are the most impatient in college football!
8. WORLD SERIES
No momentum.
9. VLAD PUTIN
Stop the war Ass-Clown!
