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Florida Man Goes Full ‘Karen’ Mode Over Handicap Parking Space

Florida man Goes Full 'Karen' Mode causing disturbance over an illegally parked car in a handicap spot and gets arrested in the process.

I went to Taco Bell in Cape Coral the other day, right? This dude, not even working there, starts beefin' with me over sauce packets! Look out! Karen alert! He apparently didn't like that I grabbed a handful of fire. Who did this dude think he is? Was he was the sauce police? I'm just trying to get my taco game on and he's acting all Karen like. But hey, I'm not the only one dealing with these kinds of people. They're popping up everywhere, like at a random Wawa in Lady Lake, Florida.

According to Fox35, a guy named Nicholas Taylor spotted a car parked in a handicap spot without a permit. So, what does he do? He decides to take matters into his own hands. Taylor marches into the store, making a scene and threatens to throw down with the person who parked in the spot. He was very direct with his approach. "Do you want to fight?" That's what he said.

When the driver tries to leave, Taylor pulls a move straight out of the Karen handbook...

He stands behind the car, blocking it. Who does that? I know who. Karens. But wait, it's about to get better. Trust me. The cops show up, and now Nicholas calls 911 to complain about them!

Now, this obviously isn't the first time the police have dealt with crazy entitled people before. So the cops sniff him out, literally. They say he's smelling like booze and wobbling all over the place. Oh, Nicholas.

The police even try to be cool. So, they give him a fair warning to not even think about driving. But Good ol' Nicholas Taylor isn't having any of it. He demands to speak to the manager... I mean, a police sergeant.

Thing is, the officer standing right in front of him claims he's the sergeant. But does Taylor listen? Nope. He dials up 911, because it's his own personal hotline to complain. We all know how this turned out for him.

Long story short, Taylor ends up in cuffs and gets an over night stay in the slammer. Was it worth it Karen? I mean, when will people learn to just mind their own business? Besides, I only parked there for a second while I went inside to get a handful of free condiments. Gosh Karen!

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