Back in the day, when my wife was just a young thing, she had this WiLD dream of marrying the music icon Usher. And let me tell you, even now, when she talks about him or catches a glimpse of him , she breathes a little heavier. You know what I mean? Now, fast forward to today, and guess what's got her all riled up? Usher's Super Bowl Halftime Show performance this Sunday? No. Much worse. He's coming to Miami. I could hardly handle her giddiness.
According to Fox35, his upcoming tour, "PAST PRESENT FUTURE" will only hit one place in Florida, and it's within driving distance to our home in Cape Coral. Great. Thanks Usher. My girl has got is bad for you, and guess who is going to shell out the money, so she can get all hot and bothered at YOUR show. ME. That's who. But don't worry fellas. Usher is coming for your girl too. The dude's hitting the road from late summer through fall, starting in Washington, D.C. on August 20th, wrapping things up in Chicago right around Halloween time. Gives a whole new meaning to the song "My Boo", right?
My Boo Usher:
But honestly, it's not just my girl that's pumped about the Miami show. When Usher arrives at the Kaseya Center on October 11th and 12th, it will be his first time back in Florida on his own tour since like 2014. That's a long time to wait for Usher fanatics. And now they're hungry.
So, mark your calendars, or like my girl, add a calendar to your Usher shrine. Oh, and just a reminder for all the other Usher fanatics, the Presale kicks off THIS FRIDAY on February 9th at 10am. So you better be ready. Don't be that guy who denies your girl of seeing Usher. You remember what happened when you said no to Chipotle that one night, right? Nuff said. Tickets officially go on sale February 12th at 10 a.m. That's just a few days BEFORE Valentine's Day. Hint, Hint.
So, there it is. Usher's making moves, and Miami's getting some. Now, if only I could get my wife to stop blabbering about Usher and how amazing his Super Bowl performance is gonna be. Jealous much? Yeah, maybe a little.
