Michael Jackson Takes ‘Beat It’ Too Seriously at Florida Gym

He's not the King of pop, but maybe the king of shock.The naked kind. Meet Michael Jackson. (not the moonwalking legend,) He recently turned a Florida Gym in Palm Beach Gardens into a chaotic show and tell.

According to WPEC, this 47-year-old troublemaker banged on gym windows, hurled vulgarities like a madman, and even dared people to a fight. It's like he mistook the gym for a WWE ring. The entrance was but patrons froze mid-bicep curl, fearing the chaos outside anyway.

Luckily a Palm Beach Gardens police officer arrived on scene. But Instead of a peaceful resolution, our man Michael started quoting U.S. Constitutional Statutes like he was staring in some weird for a courtroom drama.

Boy was MJ mad. Michael confessed that he was pissed because gym buffs had 'fake muscles' and apparently possessed the magical ability to woo beautiful women. qawe're talking all rage, no roids. And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, Michael Jackson reportedly dropped his pants. He put on a whole performance for two unfortunate witnesses.

Then faster than he could pull up his trousers, he was in handcuffs. Michael found himself facing charges of disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. But fear not, show your winkie enthusiasts. MJ was released on his own recognizance. However, there's a catch... No more Gym shows for our disgruntled fitness critic.

So, Next time you're flexing those 'fake muscles' at the gym, watch out for angry Michael Jacksons.He could give you his own kind of thriller. Trust us. This guy is dirtier than Diana. Remember to stay fit, stay safe, and if you see this MJ during a workout... Tell him to Beat it!

Wait no....Go away. That's better.

What's with Waffle House lately? I keep looking, but we're not seeing any really good fight scenes. Now to be clear, I'm not looking for people to get hurt, but I miss the craziness. Last month in Virginia a woman got shot, but there's no video of the fight. Also, like I said, we're not looking for people to get hurt. Just Waffle House fight video craziness. Especially Florida Waffle House craziness - my favorite.

Before we get to that, maybe here's some insight on why we've seeing less fight videos. The Waffle House employees are fed up. Not just with the fights, but with their situation. They want $25/hr, pay, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions. The third demand is the one that caught me. So they have to pay for a meal whether or not they eat at the restaurant? I've worked at many restaurants and pizza places and I don't recall ever paying for a meal. Sure, there were some hard nosed bosses that said you needed to pay for food, but we always found a way around that. At Waffle House it's automatically taken from your check.

So maybe there's some compassion for the employees right now. They really do go through a lot. So I'll put my favorite Waffle House fight video below. And no one got hurt in the video. If you're at work, watch the sound. There's a LOT of words in these videos that could get you in trouble with HR.

First, since it's the holiday season, let's check some of the runner-ups.

This is from an Orlando, Florida Waffle House. This woman was acting up, so an employee carried her out of the store. She happened to be upside down. I don't know what happened, but I'm on the employees side.

This one happened in Georgia last Christmas. Or was it Texas? I don't remember. We've all seen the chair throw and catch, but have you seen the mayhem that led up to it? This one was nuts, but not my favorite.

Here's a more recent one, posted last summer. This fight seemed to be more about destroying the Waffle House than throwing hands. Maybe WH employees do deserve $25 an hour.

Nothing sums up a Waffle House fight quite like this guy. As the fight rages on, he puts his focus on the food. It's not about him - and he don't care. I love that.