Florida Man’s Oreo Cookie Assault Lands Him in Jail

A 70-year-old Lake County, Florida man, has found himself in a sticky situation after allegedly launching a full-blown Oreo cookie assault on his wife during a heated argument about the coffee maker's water crisis. Forget about how the cookie crumbles... This is more like a marriage does.

According to FOX35, John Sandoval's 40-year union with his wife took a dark turn when their morning coffee routine became the grounds for a serious showdown. As the caffeine-starved couple bickered over the barren coffee maker, Sandoval reportedly went full-on snack ninja, hurling a package of Oreos at his wife!

Things took a darker turn when the sweet treat hit its mark, causing his wife to take an involuntary nosedive. And just when you thought it couldn't get more bizarre, Sandoval allegedly decided to attempt a cookie chokehold.

The icing on this peculiar cookie crime? The incident wasn't reported until the following day, when the daughter, probably concerned about the lack of Oreos for breakfast, convinced her mother to press charges. Deputies, however, didn't find any cookie-induced injuries, though the mental image of a flying Oreos might haunt the poor woman's dreams.

Sandoval, upon being cornered by law enforcement, admitted to the airborne Oreo cookie attack but conveniently suffered from selective memory loss regarding the throat-grabbing episode. This snack-fueled drama is no laughing matter, but I like to imagine the Cookie Monster as his legal counsel.

Sandoval's criminal history revealed a prior conviction for a misdemeanor battery in 2005. Plus he also abuses cookies. Perhaps he should stick to settling disputes talking it over a plate of oreos... But eating them instead of turning his kitchen into a battlefield.

Crumbl Cookies opens in Cape Coral on Friday, March 17th. It is a national cookie chain that is known for their fresh, flavorful treats. The treats are packaged in a signature pink box.  There are about 750 Crumbl locations around the country. However, until this week, the only one in Southwest Florida has been in Naples. It opened last year on Naples Blvd. We know how much Southwest Floridians love their cookies, their cakes, and just desserts in general, so this is some tasty good news.

Crumbl has some 200 different flavors on its roster. The Milk Chocolate Chip is a flagship and is always found in the stores. Flavors rotate weekly so you always have a different selection. Fans check the website each week to find the six cookies that will be coming out of the ovens. In addition, there is always a so-called "Mystery Cookie." Unique to Crumbl, not all cookies are hot. Some are chilled. Other's are more cake-like. There is a cookie for everyone here. Wether you gift them or take them home, Crumbl offers a variety of box sizes with four and six packs being the most popular.

The newest cookie shop is at 1519 NE Pine Island Rd, Suite 150. It's across the street from FOS Furniture, next to Mission BBQ. Doors open Friday at 8am and stay open until midnight for you late night snackers.

Crumbl Cookies opens in Cape Coral this week. To get primed and ready, check out some of the photos in these posts. Go and enjoy.

Here it is. Pretty in pink. Once you know, you know.

These do look dreamy. One of the companies most popular. Especially if you are a chocolate lover.
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We predict this will be a big hit in Southwest Florida. Beautiful.

Hold the phone. Look at that gooey center! How is this possible?

Looks refreshing and also perfect for St. Patty's Day. I mean it is green afterall. Also, the new store opens on St. Patrick's Day.