Florida Man Unleashes Destructive Fury On Walmart Using Stolen Excavator

When I was a kid, I couldn't get enough of playing with toy bulldozers and excavators in my trusty sandbox. Those miniature construction toys were my ticket to endless adventures. But let me tell you, while I had a blast maneuvering those pint-sized diggers, the thought of trying my hand at a real-life excavator? Well, that's a whole different level of playtime I'd leave to the professionals... Something that someone should have told this Florida man.

According to a Gainesville Police Department Facebook post, a Florida, man decided he needed an excavator in his life! So this guy, whose identity remains a well-guarded secret (or maybe we're just too lazy to find out), decided it was high time to borrow a big ol' excavator... With the grace of a thousand bull elephants in a china shop! He made some destruction rather than construction!

The Florida Man hopped into his newfound construction vehicle and rumbled down SW 42nd Street. He was like it was nobody's business! But where was he going?

Excavator Destruction:

Our Florida man's ultimate destination was not just any old place; it was the local Walmart. Forget parking lots. This guy bulldozed his way through the wall like he was Wreck-It Ralph. You see, when Florida Man goes shopping, he doesn't do it halfway. He brings his own door, or in this case, makes his own door.

Now, you might think the Walmart adventure was the climax of this epic tale, but not our Florida Man. This dude had more surprises up his sleeve, if he even wore sleeves that day. The adventurous excavator operator didn't stop at just one building... He decided to spice things up by crashing through a storage unit. Because why not? Storage units need a good dose of excitement, too.

Miraculously, no one was hurt in this wild escapade, which is a true testament to the resilience of Floridians who've seen it all. So, the next time you're having a boring day, just remember that somewhere in Florida, a man once stole an excavator, knocked down power lines, bulldozed his way into Walmart, and introduced a storage unit to a whole new world of adventure. What a way took keep life interesting!

Ranking All 21 Walmart Stores In Southwest Florida Best To Worst

In the heart of the everyday, tucked between the mundane and the magnificent, lies a place that defies all expectations: Walmart and I ranked all 21 Walmart stores in Southwest Florida Best to Worst.

Step through its automatic doors, and you'll find yourself in a world where shopping carts become bumper cars, fashion takes a turn towards the weird and you witness things so far out of the ordinary you wonder if you're seeing straight. I saw a meme the other day that is so fitting, particularly for me, for the Walmart on Fort Myers Beach that read "I think it would be great if Walmart added an upper level observation deck with a full bar." Truer words have never been spoken. And here in Southwest Florida, there are Walmart stores from Port Charlotte to Naples and everywhere in between.

I'm a big fan of Walmart, always have been. The fact that I can go get my groceries for the week, a new bathing suit and a ceiling fan all in one place is perfect. Big one-stop-shop kinda girl. But let's face it, the People of Walmart website doesn't exist for nothing. It's a place where "athleisure" meets "I-just-rolled-out-of-bed chic," and where mismatched socks are a fashion statement.

How I Created the Ranking of Walmart Stores in Southwest Florida:

There are 21 Walmart's in Southwest Florida. Let's face it- some Walmart's are just better than others. Whether they're cleaner, the customer service is better, one is newer than the other, etc. Because I haven't been to all of them, thanks to Google reviews, let's see where they rank.

1. Walmart Neighborhood Market- Cape Coral

2020 NE Pine Island Rd, Cape Coral, FL 33909

Rating: 4.3

Number of Reviews: 1,861

Reviews like this put this store on top: "This place is nice and neatly organized! Very clean and staff is friendly" and "Osvaldo in the produce department went above the normal Walmart experience."

Florida Man Unleashes Destructive Fury On Walmart Using Stolen Excavator

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Excavator Destruction:

Ranking All 21 Walmart Stores In Southwest Florida Best To Worst

How I Created the Ranking of Walmart Stores in Southwest Florida:

1. Walmart Neighborhood Market- Cape Coral

2. Walmart Supercenter- LaBelle

3. Walmart Neighborhood Market- Fort Myers

4. Walmart Neighborhood Market- Naples

5. Walmart Supercenter- Port Charlotte

6. Walmart Supercenter- Fort Myers Beach

7. Walmart Supercenter- Naples

8. Walmart Neighborhood Market- Cape Coral

9. Walmart Supercenter- Naples

10. Walmart Supercenter- Naples

11. Walmart Supercenter- Port Charlotte

12. Walmart Supercenter- Estero

13. Walmart Supercenter- Punta Gorda

14. Walmart Supercenter- Naples

15. Walmart Neighborhood Market- Cape Coral

16. Walmart Supercenter- Cape Coral

17. Walmart Supercenter- Fort Myers

18. Walmart- Naples

19. Walmart Supercenter- Fort Myers

20. Walmart Supercenter- North Fort Myers

21. Walmart Supercenter- Lehigh Acres

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