Florida Police Arrest Elderly Peeping Tom with his Pants Down

Thanks to our  Florida Police, another weirdo is behind bars.  According to the New York Post, a 71-year-old gentleman named David Lee Henning decided to ditch his pants and embark on a career in covert operations.
So, there he was, in all his glory, sneaking around his neighbor's yard at the crack of dawn. Now, I don't know about you, but when I wake up at 5 a.m., the last thing I'm thinking about is conducting a stakeout. But not Mr. Henning! He saw himself as the 007 of peeping Toms, on a mission to catch a glimpse of his neighbor's morning routine. Mission Impossible: Before Coffee.

But, alas, Henning's grand espionage scheme was foiled. Pinellas County deputies, perhaps equipped with good old-fashioned police intuition, were lying in wait. And just as our daring peeper was getting his voyeuristic fix, the officers swooped in. They had him surrounded, or should I say, exposed.

And let's not forget the dramatic bodycam footage, a cinematic masterpiece capturing the moment of truth. There he stood, caught red-handed, or should I say, red-everywhere, with his birthday suit on full display. Apparently, Henning was not camera-shy, even in his birthday.

After the inevitable arrest, Henning seemed to have a few choice words for the law enforcement officers. "Can I please get dressed?" he pleaded, as if a pair of pants would magically transport himself away from his arrest.

Turns out, this wasn't just a one-time escapade fueled by curiosity. Henning confessed that he had made a habit out of this... hobby? He told the detectives that his motivation was both curiosity and a sprinkle of the good ol' hormones. Well, they say curiosity killed the cat, but in this case, it just led to a man being cuffed and charged.

So, in the end it's a story of a old huy with a penchant for peeping. Mr. Henning, well, he might just have to start a new chapter in his life. Perhaps one with a bit more privacy, preferably behind solid walls and far, far away from bathroom windows

This Florida City Is Number One In America For Naked Gardening

As the weather gets warmer, some gardeners are shedding their clothes along with their inhibitions. Have you heard about the latest craze? Gardening in the nude. And Miami tops the list of the best cities for nude gardening in America. This may be your first time hearing about this, but I bet you'll start looking a little more closely. Participants could be your very own neighbors. It's a trend that's sweeping the nation.

World Naked Gardening Day is THIS Saturday, May 6th. You may be thinking..is this really a thing? According to its official website, the day is all about promoting "body-positive values and respect for oneself, for others and for the planet." In other words, it's a chance to strip away the social norms and cultural expectations that dictate how we should look and behave, and just be ourselves in all our natural glory. And what better way to do that than by getting a little dirt on your bits and pieces?

If you've ever wondered where the best naked gardening cities in the country are, LawnStarter got down and dirty and has the list. To compile the data they looked at metrics like nudist population size, indecent exposure laws, weather and access to waxing salons just to name a few.

This Saturday, Florida, it's your chance give naked gardening a try. Just be sure to wear sunscreen and watch out for those thorny bushes.

LA has a score of 66.59 with the weather and nude gardener-friendliness ranking high.

Philly scores a 70.09. In January, it might not be ideal for gardening, but the weather forecast in May was high ranking for naked gardening.

Atlanta gets a score of 71.91 with safety and a great weather forecast contributing to their 3rd place ranking.

Austin has a score of 75.72 with the weather ranking high..like the other cities, I imagine it has to be mild, if not warm, to garden comfortably in the buff.

Miami takes the top spot with a score of 78.94. Year-round warmth and safety put this Florida city on top. Just don't forget the sunscreen!