Let me introduce you to the newest and most essential addition to your Florida Fourth of July festivities: the Thermonator! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Bud, why on earth would I need a robot dog with a flamethrower attached to its back?" Well, I'm here to tell you that the Thermonator is the missing piece to make your barbecue the talk of the town.
According to Throwflame, the masterminds behind this creation, the robot dog can deliver fire on demand anywhere you want. That's right, folks, it's like having your own personal dragon at your command. With its impressive range of up to 30 feet, you can toast marshmallows, light up fireworks, and probably even scare away the pesky neighbor's cat with ease.
But wait, there's more! Picture this: you, standing proud at your backyard barbecue, flipping burgers with one hand and controlling the Thermonator with the other. You'll be the star of the show, impressing your friends and intimidating your enemies (looking at you, Karen from next door). The Thermonator's ARC Flamethrower sits right on top, shooting a 30-foot stream of burning fuel for a whopping 45 minutes. That's a lot of firepower for some serious grilling action!
The Ultimate Thermonator robot dog:
Just keep in mind that this fiery companion isn't light as a feather. The regular Go1 robot weighs in at a modest 26 pounds, but with the flame-throwing upgrades, the Thermonator beefs up to around 60 pounds. So, you might want to consider its battery life before embarking on an epic flame-throwing adventure. Nobody wants their Robotic canine friend to run out of juice mid-barbecue, leaving you with nothing but a cold grill and disappointed guests.
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Now, I hate to burst your flame-filled bubble, but the Thermonator isn't available for purchase just yet. You can, however, join the eager waitlist on Throwflame's website, and they'll let you know when this beast is ready to be tamed. Rumor has it that shipping will start sometime in the third quarter of 2023. As for the price, well, it's still a mystery, but if we take a hint from the Unitree Go1's price range of $2,700 to $3,500, combined with the ARC Flamethrower's cost of $699 to $899, let's just say the Thermonator won't come cheap. So, be sure to set aside some extra funds for insurance, both health and property, because who knows what kind of mischief this fiery pup might get into.
Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
