The World’s Largest McDonalds is in Orlando and They Serve McSpaghetti

'Checks notes'. Yes, it says they serve McSpaghetti. The world's largest McDonalds is 19.000 square feet and is located in Orlando, Florida on International Drive. Its official name on its Insta is the World's Largest McDonald's.

The whole place is pretty epic, starting with the fact that they use real plates. It's also the place where you can still get the McPizza. There's Philly Cheesesteaks and if you show up for breakfast you can get waffles and omelets.

McDonalds Orlando even has a bakery style desert case with cakes and pies. There's layer cakes, ya'll. Plus there's an elaborate ice cream bar. There's a LOT to choose from, but rather than stand at the counter with the familiar "can I get uhhhhhhhhhh" they have big screen ordering kiosks.

On the second story there's the Playplace. Ove 100 arcade games plus ski-ball. And the biggest thing? It's open 24 hours, so you can do an Orlando park and hit this place up after.

If you went to this McDonald's as a kid, you'll need to go back. They just redid everything a few years back. Giant menu boards, lots of room. And a fish tank. See for yourself in this video.

Going into the holidays we definitely saw an uptick in traffic in Fort Myers. Now that it's spring things are much worse. I knew things have been getting increasingly worse traffic-wise over the years but I didn't think this. According to a traffic congestion ranking index, the Fort Myers-Cape Coral metro area is now seen as the 13th worse in the country for traffic congestion. Heading to the other coast for spring break? Miami is much worse. So how is this ranking done?

According to TomTom "We calculate the baseline per city by analyzing free-flow travel times of all vehicles on the entire road network – recorded 24/7, 365 days a year. This information allows us to also calculate, for example, how much extra time a driver will spend in traffic during rush hour."

So the devices in our cars know whether we're moving or stopped in traffic. The data is then compiled to determine in which cities you're most likely to be stuck and not moving on the roads. From this, they determine a 'congestion level' which is a percentage. From there a formula is used to determine how much time the average commuter loses each year sitting in traffic. It's data like this that shows why living close to where you work and shop is ideal. So how much time do you lose each year sitting in traffic? It's not hours. It's days.

New York has a congestion level of 35%. An typical driver in New York loses an average of 80 hours per year sitting in traffic. And while you're sitting there, you up your chances to get carjacked.

33% congestion level. That breaks down to 75 hours a year lost. The traffic jams there can be so bad that even the police can't get through to deal with crimes. That's why LAPD is always using helicopters.

Remember the lyric "Two miles an hour so everybody sees you." Yeah, it's about Miami. A congestion level of 28% means 64 hours a year sitting in traffic. At least if you're stopped in traffic, they'll be less damage when someone hits you. 

27% congestion level costs 62 hours per year. Some good news, though, they plan to keep all lanes of I-10 open when they widen it.

They have a congestion level of 26% which means 59 hours each year sitting in traffic. Keep the windows up, the smell seeps in when you're stopped.  But check out this cool little device they use to help.

A 24% congestion level means 55 hours a year lost to traffic. And it's cold there. Hope you got heated seats. Plus they have snowplow fires.

Bet you didn't know that traffic on the island is pretty bad. A 23% congestion level is 52 hours a year not being at a luau. I've never heard go things about Hawaii traffic.

Grab a Starbucks. Your congestion level is also 23% for 52 hours a year staring at tail lights. Did you get one of those Starbucks Stanley Tumblers? People were ready to fight over those.

Same. 23% for 52 hours. At least the weather is probably nice. Open the sunroof, enjoy your day. But keep your Twitter alerts on.

At least you can sit in your car listening to sports guys talk about the Eagles. 22% congestion level for 50 hours a year. Gone. Maybe we can get the fans to stop tearing down the signals.

How is this not worse? Driving I75 through Atlanta is one of the more punishing journeys you can make. Atlanta has a 21% congestion level. 48 hours a year stuck in traffic.

You knew we'd get to this one. Tampa also has a 21% congestion level costing the average commuter 48 hours a year. Waiting. Except for the people drag racing over the bridges.

That's right, we're tied with Tampa. A 21% congestion level. 48 hours - 2 full days each year - wasted, sitting in traffic. Especially on 41. And it's not just the cars.

If you're interested in the full study, here's the pdf:

TomTomTrafficIndex-Ranking-2021-filtered

This is why I insisted on living close to work. I pick my 'drive to work song' and I'm usually pulling up as the song is finishing. Today was some classic Run The Jewels from about 5 years back.

Obviously that's the best way to save yourself two full days each year. And since people keep moving here to SWFL (even with the hurricanes), I'm expecting traffic to get even worse.