Patriots Football Red Alert ! One of my favorite radio segments on the Shemon and Sheppard Show on ESPN Southwest Florida is RED ALERT every Tuesday at 3:30ish! That's where we put people, teams or situations on BLAST because they deserve to be ripped. (I also like the missile launch sound effects that Chris plays from the other side of the glass!)
Common targets are prima danna athletes who are unaware of their social surroundings. It is our duty to point out their public deficiencies.
Other targets can be coaches who make bonehead decisions or team owners and general managers who drive their fans nuts. It is our job to set the world straight, at least during our ten minute segment.
Since we've been doing this segment for a while, I also enjoy how the texters like to add their nominations to the list.
Also, in case you are new to the show, RED ALERT blasts do NOT have to come from the world of sports. In fact, as of late, we like to close the segment by ALWAYS blasting Russian President Vladimir Putin just because. However, I should note that our show goes to painstaking lengths to avoid divisive politics at all costs.
And beware: Patriots Football Red Alert ! You made the list!
So let's dial it up! Enjoy this week's RED ALERT!
1. NFL OWNERS
Spent $800,000,000 on fired coaches and GM's in the last 5 years!
2. PETE SHEPPARD AND YOUR PATRIOTS
Your "well-coached" Patriots made the dumbest play since Wrong-Way Jim Marshall in 1964!
3. EAGLES
Jalen Hurts is hurt. Things just got real.
4. COWBOYS FAN
Things don't feel great going into post season.
5. TITANS
You had the division wrapped up. Then you lost 4 straight. Now the Jags are coming.
6. BUCS
Offense is tired. Cards are next. They have the 31st ranked defense. We'll see.
7. BRYCE YOUNG
Going to play in the Sugar Bowl. NOTE: Matt Corral 2021 Sugar Bowl.
8. CHRIS BEASLEY
Wish you could have seen his face when I told him Bo Nix is returning to Oregon in 2023!
9. VLAD PUTIN
End the war Ass-clown!
