Florida Man Destroys Car In Disney World Parking Lot, Leaves A Hundred Dollars And A Note “Sorry”

One Reddit poster took to the platform to vent about their unfortunate experience at Epcot. Seems Disney World Florida Man was at it again with some pretty heavy front end damage to the poster's car. The victim was enjoying a night out at Epcot watching the Hanson show when someone Mmm-Bopped their car. To add to the insult, whoever smashed the car left behind a hundred dollars and a note that said "sorry". But no information so they could file a claim. From the picture it looks like they hooked the back bumper with this car's front end. Probably sideswiped the corner.

The poster did the right thing, but isn't expecting much "We did contact security and filed a case with FHP but they didn’t send anyone out because the vehicle wasn’t occupied and is on private property. They said they have an investigator who may contact us but we’ll probably only see footage if a case is pursued." Speculation in the comment section would suggest that the Disney World Florida Man who hit the car was uninsured or had been drinking. Leaving the scene to prevent a DUI. Since it's Florida, my money would be on "both".

And who does that? A note that says "sorry" and a hundred bucks? There's no way that'll cover the deductible. And since they've not seen the footage, we don't really know if its a Disney World Florida Man, or Disney World Florida Woman.

Florida has been for quite awhile, the epicenter of crazy. This video posted yesterday highlights that. A Florida alligator was about to secure a meal - when he became one. The egret barely flinches. Just watches it all go down. This video was recorded somewhere in Florida. Not exactly sure where but based on the poster of the video I'm guessing around Jacksonville. Check out the video. The smaller gator had no idea that he was not the hunter, but the hunted.

It may seem crazy to people outside of Florida, but gator cannibalism is normal. I've seen many videos from the Everglades of big alligators eating smaller alligators. They don't care. A meal is a meal. So when one Florida alligator takes out another, it's normal.

Here's my take. The egret saw the alligator coming for him but made no move to get away. I think he let this happen. I'm thinking the egret and the large alligator have a deal in place. The egret is acting as bait. When a predator approaches, he's focused on the kill and not paying full attention to his surroundings. The egret is a distraction so the big alligator can get a meal. The egret, in turn, gets protection from the big alligator. If the idea of animals teaming up on a hunt seems far fetched, you've never seen Jurassic Park.

For anyone thinking of moving here, yes, this is normal. Stick around in our state long enough and you'll see some crazy stuff. But an egret working with an alligator to act as bait? That one's new to me.