A Florida man named Leandro Seepersad went into full xanax panic mode because he couldn’t get more pills. According to WFLA, he was so desperate, he threatened to burn down the house and kill his own mom and stepdad if they didn’t cough up more of the drug. Yeah, he was anything but relaxed.
This all went down back on July 25th, when Marion County deputies got called to the scene for a domestic situation. Seepersad was demanding his mom’s Xanax. He must of been in the throes of withdrawal or a full xanax panic to be threatening everyone and acting the way he was. That's when his parents tried to leave, and he smashed up their car. Dude tore off the side mirror like he was tearing up cardboard.
Xanax Panic Attack:
But when the cops got there, his mom suddenly started downplaying the whole thing. First, she was all “He’s gonna kill us!” and then she’s like, “Nah, the mirror thing was an accident. And maybe he didn’t really mean those death threats.” Sounds like someone’s trying to protect her kid. Even when he’s acting like a xanax panic stricken maniac! Can't blame her though, she's his mother.
Even after he got cuffed, Seepersad wasn’t done. While sitting in the cop car, he was giving orders to his mom to hide his stash and keep his cash flow coming. He even told her to make sure his stepdad drops the charges or else they’re gonna die while he's in prison. Real nice guy, right?
Turns out, Seepersad isn’t new to this kind of insanity. The guy’s been wrapped up in things like armed robbery, gun charges, and, of course, all kinds of drug stuff. This time though, they nailed him with a couple of assault charges and a little criminal mischief for that busted car mirror.
So for now, Leandro’s locked up, probably not getting any Xanax anytime soon, and his family is left to deal with his mess. I feel for them. Drug addiction is a horrible disease.
Florida Man Criminal Found Hiding In A North Fort Myers Attic With His Face Against The Air Duct To Breathe
Over the weekend the Lee County Sheriff's Office responded to a burglary in progress at a home on 4th Way in North Fort Myers. When the cops entered the house they could hear the Florida Man criminal walking in the attic. Also, they found a 5 gallon bucket on the floor under the attic access and insulation on the floor. This Florida man needs to work on his ninja stealth abilities. But he was resourceful in other ways.
The deputies yelled for him to come down out of the attic, but Florida Man did not respond. The cops put a non lethal gas canister into the attic to smoke him out. He buried himself in the insulation with his face against the air duct system to breathe fresh air. No go on the smoke.
So they had to go up there and get him. Keep in mind how hot it gets in a Florida attic. That's when Florida Man Bruce Davis surrendered. Dude's covered in itchy insulation and the cops are like "we should take his picture first". I get it, this pic could make some solid memes.
What was he doing in the house? According to LCSO "A search of the home also revealed a broken window, appliances in use, and tools scattered throughout the residence. " Appliances in use? Was he making a smoothie? Doing laundry? This Florida Man criminal was charged with burglary and resisting an officer.
Lee County Sheriff's Office
Lee County Sheriff's Office
