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Florida Meat Thief Caught Red-Handed with $1,000 in Beef and a Side of Fentanyl

A Florida meat thief was arrested after stealing over $1,000 worth of meats from Costco and Sam’s Club, while also carrying fake IDs and drugs.

Nobody likes a Florida meat thief. There's a guy named Able Martin Cordova who really took the phrase "Where’s the beef?" to heart. This dude wasn't just asking, he was literally stuffing his shirt with meat. We're not talking a couple of steaks here. According to FOX13, this guy swiped over $1,000 worth of meat from Costco and Sam’s Club here in Southwest Florida. How did he think he’d get away with that? Well, just like every other Florida meat thief… He didn’t.

The Collier County Sheriff’s Office teamed up with the loss prevention teams at these warehouse clubs to sniff out our meat-loving criminal mastermind. They did the best thing they know how… Just a good ol' fashion "steak" out of the stores. These officers went all in, tracking Cordova until they finally caught him cruising in a black SUV. I like to call it his meat-mobile.

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When they pulled him over, it wasn’t just meat they found. Cordova was practically a walking buffet. Alongside the meat, he had fake membership cards, some marijuana, and even fentanyl. Talk about a "beefy" amount of evidence!

Now, Cordova isn’t just facing charges for being notorious Florida meat thief. He’s in trouble for those fake membership cards and the drugs too. And guess what? He was already wanted in Broward County for pulling the same kind of stunt. This dude was on a meat-stealing spree all across Florida.

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So, if you’re going to smuggle meat, don’t also carry drugs and fake IDs. Or maybe just don’t smuggle meat at all. The law will have a serious bone to pick with you. Either way, Cordova’s facing a lot of felony charges and probably won’t be hitting up any warehouse clubs anytime soon.

The 20 Best BBQ Restaurants In Southwest Florida – Ranked

It was back in 2022 when I made this list, and then followed it up in 2023. Now, let's make the needed edits to show the best BBQ restaurants In Southwest Florida for 2024. Because great bbq is worth the drive, we'll expand outside of Naples, Fort Myers, and Cape Coral, and include some spots in the Sarasota and Bradenton areas. Brand new to the list is a spot on Anna Maria Island. 

Fans of great bbq are fiercely loyal to their favorites. That’s why I took the conjecture out of it. By using an algorithm based on rankings from Trip Advisor, We are able to rank the top bbq restaurants in Southwest Florida. Yes, there’s some chains in here with more than one location, but if it’s amazing, maybe that’s why they have more than one location. Makes sense?

For as much as some people want to bash on Rib City, they're always busy. And why does one Michelbob's rank higher than the other? I'm guessing it's location.

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The Best BBQ Restaurants.

Personally, some of the best bbq I've ever had came from my neighbor Keith. But not everyone has the skill or the all day long needed to make amazing bbq. What that man can do with a bag of chicken thighs is otherworldly.

The best bbq restaurants on this list vary from chain restaurants to family run giant smoker in the parking lot mom and pops. Not gonna lie. Those are my favorites. You can smell them as you roll up into the parking lot. There's a few of those on the list.

And don’t @ me if you don't like the selections, I used Trip Advisor's math to create this list. I’ll make the address linkable so you can read more about the place, and get directions and all that.  Hurricane Ian really rattled the past couple of lists, but I think most of places are back up to full speed. You can @ me if there's any places that are closed. And just to end the suspense, the McDonald's McRib did not make the list. Why do people always get so excited about that thing? 

Let's do it. The Best BBQ Restaurants In South West Florida – Ranked

20. BIG8 BBQ

1217 SE 47th Ter, Cape Coral, FL 33904-9844 A solid bbq spot in Cape Coral. High quality meats make all the difference at BIG8. Try the brisket. This is really a good place to start this list. 

19. Rib City - Naples

 
I mentioned that you may see some of the chains on here more than once. Here's our first entry at number 19, the Rib City on 41 in Naples Park. Their ribs and mac and cheese are favorites, and their location is perfect. I do like their statement about those ribs: "If you have to pick up a knife to eat our Baby Back Ribs, we'll pick up your meal!"
 

18. Smoke'n Pit BBQ

1641 N Tamiami Trl, North Fort Myers, FL 33903-5504 Crossing the bridge into North Fort Myers is worth it. There's some amazing food on the other side of the Caloosahatchee. This is a Mom And Pop type of place that focuses on food and fair prices. Good food and a good deal makes Smoke'n Pit special.

17. Rib City - Fort Myers

11561 Majestic Palms Blvd #120, Fort Myers, FL 33908-3381 The Rib City in the San Carlos / McGregor section of Fort Myers. I think one of the draws to Rib City is their consistency. Although I don't have them as my number one go to, you always know exactly what to expect.

16. Pig Out BBQ & Southern Soul Food

The first thing you'll notice here is the aroma. Good luck driving by Pig Out and not smelling what thy got going on. They really know how to advertise that smoke :) Big portions, and reasonable prices.

15. Snook Haven

5000 E Venice Ave, Venice, FL 34292-2541 Can't decide between seafood and bbq? You don't have to. This place truly has an old Florida feel, situated on the bank of the Myakka River. It's delicious bbq and local craft beers.

14. Hickory Hollow

4705 US Highway 301 N, Ellenton, FL 34222-2871 Down home country cooking. Corn fritters, smoked turkey, traditional smoked ribs. This is truly a "local" place. If you're not familiar, Ellenton is just north of Bradenton and it's the furthest north spot on this list.

13. Famous Dave's Bar-B-Que

12128 South Cleveland Avenue, Fort Myers, FL 33907 Dropping a couple of spots from last year's list is Famous Dave's in Fort Myers. Grab you a brisket or chopped pork platter. They keep the sauces on the table so you can try 'em all.

12. Brick's Smoked Meats

Also dropping a couple of spots from last year is Brick's in Sarasota. Definitely another "locals" spot featuring, of course, smoked meats. Beef, pork, chicken or sausage. Get the mac n' cheese, too.

11. The Lodge

Moving up 4 spots from last year is The Lodge, downtown Fort Myers. Do the the 3 meat combo- ribs, pulled pork, brisket. All meats come in a dry rub and each table has 4 different types of  sauce to choose from. Plus 2 sides and corn bread. Woo!

10. Michelbob's Championship Ribs

915 N Collier Blvd, Marco Island, FL 34145-2742 Dropping one spot is the Michelbob's on Marco Island. Keep in mind this location is take out only. Get the ribs, of course, but also try the smoked jalapeño cheese sausage. Then bring it back to your place to enjoy .

9. Michelbob's Championship Ribs & Steaks

And the dine in of the two. Michelbob's Naples. Racks of ribs and smoked meats and homemade bbq sauces make this a must try for anyone in Naples.

8. Rib City

4836 Leonard St, Cape Coral, FL 33904-9151 I swear Rib City isn't sponsoring this list. Their name just keeps popping up. But this is the last one. The Cape Coral Rib City is the highest rated of the chain on this list.

7. Texas Tony's Rib & BrewHouse

4519 Tamiami Trl E, Naples, FL 34112-6723 My only problem with this place is that it's so far away from my house in Estero. Texas Tony's is amazing. Super laid back with great food and 2 for 1 drinks make this a local favorite and a destination trip. A good as reason as any to drive to East Naples. I haven't tried their Cape Coral location, yet.

6. Darrell's

Truly the big mover on the list. Darrell's went from 13 last year all the way up to 6 this year. You show up for the brisket, you come back for what might be "the best baked beans ever." And if you're from the south - they got chicken livers, too.

5. Texas Best Barbecue

Englewood! As soon as you pull in, you know you're in for a treat. Just look at that building. This is what a bbq spot should look like. Brisket and ribs are the fav. A special treat on the menu is the baked potato topped with butter, cheese, and chopped brisket. It's a meal.

4. Wally's Southern Style BBQ

3591 Tamiami Trl, Port Charlotte, FL 33952-5528 Holding on to the number 4 spot is Wally's in Port Charlotte. Bring a date and get the ribs for 2 and sweet slaw. Very casual, local spot, and that is a beautiful picture.

3. Gold Rush BBQ

661 Tamiami Trl, Venice, FL 34285-3237 Now that we're out of season you may be able to get a table without the wait. This place is popular. Gotta say, being in Venice it was a smart move naming your place after a slot machine. Very smart.

2. Smoqehouse

Smokqehouse wasn't even on this list last year, and now it's at number 2. BBQ on Anna Maria Island, I would not have guessed that. Fabulous pulled pork and get this - poutine. A Cuban with smoked beef? This place sounds amazing.

1. Mission BBQ

Still number one in Southwest Florida is Mission BBQ in Fort Myers. The second you walk in, you know you're in the right place. Try the brisket, babyback, and spare ribs. Lots of different sauces to choose from and I'm hearing something about banana pudding? The staff is amazing, Mission is a gem in Fort Myers.

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