Florida Man Tries Poisoning Nephew With Meatball Sub Attack

I love a good meatball sandwich. I try to get one every time I'm at Walmart in Estero. Those little balls of meat smothered in sauce on a hero roll... It's to die for. But one Florida man took that a little too literally. Meet James Leach, a guy with a dry eye situation, apparently. Now, we all love a good meatball sandwich, but not one that's covered in poison.

So, James decides his nephew needs a meatball sandwich drenched in eyedrop solution. Why? According to FOX35, it was because he "hated him" that day. I mean, seriously? We've all had bad days, but ruining a perfectly good sandwich? That's a bit much.

James, armed with eyedrops, goes full evil chef-mode on the unsuspecting sandwich, making a regular lunch turn into a crime scene. The guy even tells someone that the worst that could happen is his nephew feeling the sudden urge to "s--- himself and puke his brains out." Yup. Seems about right if you just ate poison.

The police, being the true detectives they are, got footage of James in action. This idiot not only poisoned someone, but he did it on camera and in front of witnesses. Criminal mastermind here. Oh, and the cops also found out where he lived due to all his food deliveries. Turns out, James and his nephew share more than just the love of food, because they also share a home... With a history of issues. Shocking.

Now, James is eating terrible sandwiches in jail. Hopefully, regretting the day he thought ruining an innocent meatball sandwich was a good idea. His bond? A hefty $50,000. The lesson to be learned here is that no sandwich is worth this kind of trouble. Love your meatball sandwiches... And your family. Good days or bad.

I've lived and worked in Estero for nearly 20 years, so this list is coming to you from experience. But rather than pick my favorites, I've decided to keep it impartial. I've turned to the reviewers of Yelp for the best restaurants in Estero.

Estero has grown tremendously over the past 20 years. Many of the places on this list didn't even exist back then. For those of you new to town, back then our only mall was Miromar Outlets, FGCU was just getting started, and when you drove past Bella Terra on Corkscrew Road that was the end of civilization. I remember when our only fast food option was Arby's, and it closed early. Once you drove south on 41 past Corkscrew there wasn't much of anything until you got to Bonita Beach Road. Except for a liquor store. I remember there being a liquor store. All this has happened in less than 20 years.

We've done quite a few of these lists, Fort Myers, Cape Coral, Naples. But this is the first time I've done Estero, except for the time I wrote about the taco place at the gas station. I'm telling you, those are some of the best tacos I've ever had. That place, along with several others are too new to make this list, so if your favorite isn't on here - sorry. Once they stack up enough reviews they may make the cut. So, no, Cheesecake Factory isn't on here. Let's get started.

Most of these places are either located in or near malls. But the two that aren't, are absolutely amazing. Let's begin at Coconut Point.

Great food and a great staff, SFG in the Coconut Point Mall comes in at number 10. They've got a fantastic Early Bird special and a pretty solid menu. The "Buddha bowl" gets mentioned quite often in reviews. A fair amount of gluten free options, too. If you're going for dinner, in season, I'd definitely recommend making a reservation.

Located just south of Coconut Point Mall. Angelina's has been a staple since 2008. They're only open for dinner and don't even think about rolling in fresh off the beach. Dress nice. This is going to be some of the best Italian food you've had. And the decor and ambiance is just as impressive as the food. Super classy. They have won so many awards. When I'm there I always think "this place is too nice for me to be here."

https://angelinasofbonitasprings.com/

Another entry from Coconut Point. Mediterranean. House made pasta and seafood are specialties. Also lobster ravioli. I love large wood fired ovens and often wonder what it takes to keep that place cool inside.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/amfora-mediterranean-restaurant-estero

This funky place serves up Peruvian cuisine in Miromar Outlets. Try the ceviche, yuca bites, and tostones bruschetta. Pair it up with a spicy margarita. The food is fun, and the drink prices are amazing. 

Argentine and Peruvian food across the street from the Coconut Point Mall. Try the Meat Lovers Poseidon Parrillada. And go on Wednesday.

This one is away from the malls, but is one of my favorites. Good sushi, great Pad Thai. But be careful if you ask for it spicy - you better be ready. It's hot. The service is absolutely amazing, and save some room for the mango with sticky rice desert. And an often overlooked thing, their website ordering is one of the best setups I've ever seen.

http://www.9thai-sushi.com/

Back over to Miromar Outlets for Ford's Garage. Sure, it's a chain, but if you want a great burger and an amazing selection of drinks - this is your spot. When you go, enter the mall from Ben Hill Griffin Parkway. Much easier.

The Tommy Bahama at Coconut Point is not hard to find. Just follow the crowd. Not kidding, the rest of the mall could be relatively empty and this place is still packed. There's usually live entertainment and seating outside.

This makes quite a choice when you go to Miromar Outlets. To the right is Ford's Garage, to the left is Naples Flatbread. The food is amazing, but you're coming for the  self-service tap wall. 54 craft beers, wine, hard seltzer, hard cider, spiked kombucha, mead wine, nitro cold brew coffee, as well as a house-made Moscow mule with Tito’s vodka. A couple of drinks in and you're ready for a flatbread pizza.

This Italian restaurant in the Coconut Point Mall is voted number one in Estero by Yelp reviewers. A great atmosphere and great Italian food. A roaring twenties Miami feel. A perfect pairing of atmosphere and food.