Florida Woman’s Arrest Takes a Vibrant Turn When Cops Discover Adult Toy
Here in Florida, when it comes to crime, every arrest seems to have its own set of quirks. But an adult toy? Meet Ariella Messina from Jensen Beach, Florida. She takes the cake for the most unconventional plea ever made to law enforcement.
As the SWAT team delved into the depths of her backpack during a recent search, they stumbled upon a treasure trove of illicit substances. But amidst the chaos of narcotics and contraband, Messina had only one request… “Don’t take my dildo.”
According to The Smoking Gun, Messina, made this plea when the authorities unearthed a “blue vibrator” in her backpack. According to the police report, the backpack also housed her driver’s license and a necklace with the name “Ariella,” just in case there was any confusion about who the adventurous backpack owner was.
The police, in their infinite wisdom, declared that Messina’s plea for the preservation of her adult toy was a surefire sign that the backpack was indeed hers. It would also seem that she was well aware of its contents. It’s not every day that a sex toy becomes the key to unlocking a criminal case, but here we are.
The search that led to this discovery occurred during the execution of a search warrant at Messina’s residence. Cocaine, meth, and even brass knuckles made their way into the hands of the law. Messina, it turns out, was just one player in this thrilling ensemble of criminal activity.
And if you thought the dildo was the only surprise in her bag, think again. The search also uncovered a mysterious substance that tested positive for meth and muscle relaxers, for which Messina had no prescription. It seems her backpack was the Mary Poppins bag of illicit goodies.
As fate would have it, this wasn’t Messina’s first rodeo with the law. At the time of her arrest on November 21, she was already on probation for a 2022 conviction involving possession of coke, Ecstasy, and weed. In that case, court records reveal that she kept her stash inside a locked safe in her residence.
Now, Messina finds herself booked into jail on drug charges. The price for her release? A cool $10,000 bond. That’s a lot of blue vibrators.
As for the whereabouts of Messina’s beloved adult toy, the mystery remains unsolved. Perhaps it’s on a journey of its own, exploring the depths of evidence rooms and police storage, forever a symbol of a crime story that went from strange to downright sensational.