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Ready To Leave Florida? Here’s Where The People Leaving Are Moving To

Welcome to Georgia sign for people that want to leave Florida

On certain areas of the internet, most notably the Reddit thread r/Florida, it's just non stop complaining about how much they hate it here. I get it, Florida isn't for everyone. Personally, I've lived in several states, and Florida is by far my favorite. But what if you're ready to go? If you leave Florida, where do you go?

According to business insider, many Floridians are cashing out, selling their homes and moving to neighboring states. I could sell my Estero house right now and buy a bigger house in North Carolina for half as much. I'd be mortgage free. But I really like it here, and I love my neighbors. But what about the people the are leaving. Where are they going?

Data from Realtor.com shows the top states where people in Florida searched for homes.  Here's the top 3.

3. Tennessee: 2.39% were looking at Tennessee as their next home. I've spent some time there, love the people and the nature. And the winters aren't too bad.

2. North Carolina: 3.75% were eyeing this move. I'll admit, this one is on my list, too. That's if I were to move. We used to vacation on the Outer Banks and loved it there.

1. Georgia: 3.97%. The top out of state search. And this isn't a new thing. In 2021, 49,163 people left Florida to go to Georgia. It's like they didn't want to go too far.

Outside of the list, 1.26% of people ready to leave were looking at relocating to New York. With the huge influx of New Yorkers here in the Sunshine State, it looks like some of them are ready to leave Florida and move back. Bye! And if you need some extra incentive.....

These 14 Florida Animals Can Kill You

Well, that got my attention. Whether you're here in Florida visiting, or a long time resident, you need to know that Florida has dangers. Sure, we've got our share of fluffy bunnies and squirrels, but Florida animals can kill.  Also, an honorable mention to the wild monkeys near Ocala that have the deadly herpes B virus. No one in Florida has died from that - yet.

Let’s face it, there’s a lot of things down here trying to kill you. There’s 6 venomous snakes in Florida, and only 2 of them were deadly enough to make this list. Deaths from these animals are rare, but not zero. I personally think you're more likely to be injured by a New York snowbird driving into you in a Publix lot. I kid, I kid. I'm only singling out New York because ya'll are terrible drivers. Nothing personal. The left lane is for passing.

Did I ever tell you about the time a guy with Jersey plates wanted to fight me at the car wash in Estero? He had all his floor mats out and was vacuuming his truck so I pulled in the wash bay in front of him. I just wanted to wash off some dirt. He stormed up and was ready to fight because "that's not how you do it." Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked.

Ranker put together a list of  the most dangerous animals here in Florida. Florida Man is a lot more dangerous than any of these animals, but we've covered that extensively. So here we go, with 14 animals in Florida that can kill you.

The Box Jellyfish

Did you know? Box jellyfish kill more people each year than sharks. A sting from a box jellyfish can stop your heart. More than 8 different species have caused deaths. And they're not just here in the tropics. They've even, on occasion, made their way up to New Jersey where I'm sure someone guy probably tried to fight it.

I hate these guys - Brown Recluse Spider

I know someone that had multiple brown recluse spider bites on her arm and into her armpit. She didn’t die but it suuuuuuuuuucked. Necrosis, fever, vomiting are all likely symptoms. 

The Deadly Black Widow Spider

You normally you won’t die if you get bit by one of these, but are you ready to take that chance? One time I was at a transmitter site and opened a panel to find a black widow nest waiting inside. Momma and all her babies.  I don’t help with engineering anymore. Nope.

The Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

It’s called a rattlesnake for a reason, it’ll rattle it’s tail to let you know you need to move on. If unheeded, this snake has an incredible painful bite. If you don’t get help immediately, you can die. Painfully.

The Big Bad Bull Shark

You knew there’d be a shark on this list. Big and aggressive, they cruise the coast of Florida. They're generally not looking to bite humans but you know, things happen.

Florida's Most Famous - The Alligator

Class, this is what’s know as an Apex predator. Top of the food chain. More and more often we’re seeing these beasts on the golf course. Don’t wanna get eaten? Stick to Top Golf. I took this picture in the Everglades from an air boat. Was it smart to stop an airboat on shore next to an alligator? Probably not, but this is Florida. 

Another snake - The Southern Copperhead

Look at how that thing blends in with the leaves – watch your step. Interesting fact, this snake will generally give you a warning strike with little or no venom. The second bite though… Strangely enough my cat does the same thing. 

Soo....... Kissing Bugs?

It sounds friendly enough, except that the “kiss” is actually a bloodsucking bite. Not fun. But that’s not really where the real danger is. These bugs transfer a parasite that transmits Chagas, which may lead to fatal cardiac arrest.

The Great White Shark

Yes, as in “Jaws”. Like old people from New York, they come down here in the winter for the warmer climate. Fortunately they don't have cars. 

Fire Ants

I’ve been bit by fire ants many times, it’s not fun. Fortunately for me after the first couple of bites I’m smart enough to get out of the grass. If you’re allergic, or even if you get enough bites, your body can swell up to the point where you suffocate. The best way to avoid this is to stay inside and play video games. I've probably killed millions of these things in my yard over the last decade. But there's always more. 

Ooooooooooooh - Barracuda

Super sharp teeth and don’t normally attack humans. These things can swim up to 35 mph (OMG!) and if something shiny catches their eye, like a necklace on a swimmer, they might accidentally attack.

A Wild Boar

If you live in a rural area down here, you’ve seen these things. They are mean, and will attack. The best part? They’re full of diseases and bacteria – including anthrax. I knew a guy in North Fort Myers that spotted one but didn't have his gun. So he killed it with a screwdriver. North Fort Myers people are different. 

Florida Panther

True story, that picture was taken in Charlotte County. There’s actually no reported deaths in Florida from panther attacks, although they have been know to take down livestock. No human deaths in Florida, don’t want to be the first.

Black Bear

If they do attack, they tend to maul rather than kill. So, maybe scarring and horrible disfigurement? Black bears live in the rural areas and are quite known to sift through trash and if you leave pet food outside – you may get a new pet. These things are why people in Golden Gate have to be careful where they put their trash cans. 

Be sure to check out the companion piece: The 6 venomous snakes of Florida

Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.