Authorities are on the hunt for a Florida woman who decided to add a little extra excitement to her life by committing grand theft at a Home Depot. Yes, this is better than a Netflix night. This is a hardware store heist!
Now, you might be asking yourself, "Who in their right mind would steal from Home Depot?" Well, apparently, this daring lady thought it was the perfect place to score some freebies. But who is this mystery woman? According to NBC2, on Thursday, August 31, she waltzed into the Home Depot located at 14655 S Tamiami Trail, and just like a contestant on Dumb Crime Idol, she swiped her way to grand theft stardom.
To make her escape, our crafty thief hopped into a small black SUV, presumably hoping that a different paint job would camouflage her misdeeds. But the real question here is: What was she planning to do with all that loot? Start her own Home Depot underground store? Maybe she's secretly building her evil criminal lair and decided to go shopping with a five-finger discount? We may never know.
Have you Seen This Florida Woman?
Now, the authorities need our help to bring this Home Depot heroine to justice! So, if you're in Fort Myers and spot a woman who seems to be drowning in a sea of power tools or is inexplicably knowledgeable about DIY projects, it might just be our elusive grand theft artist.
Let's be real now. This Home Depot theft has all the makings of a blockbuster movie plot. It's got suspense, intrigue, and a pinch of stupidity. The only thing missing is a catchy heist movie title. How about "The Hardware Heist" or "Grand Theft Lumbershop"?
Just do the police a favor and keep your eyes peeled. Because in the world of crime, this Home Depot heist is one for the books. And if you see someone matching her description, do the right thing and tip off the authorities.
Florida Woman Makes Viral Post With Sheriff Vehicle, Gets Busted For Drug Possession
Time for the story of Talea Saylor, who ran afoul of the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office in Englewood, Florida. It all started innocently enough when Talea posed on top of a Charlotte County Sheriff vehicle. The suv was parked at a dealership and she saw this as a perfect opportunity for a viral post. Unfortunately the Sherriff's Office saw the post. What do you think they're doing when they're parked on the side of the road? Scrolling, no doubt.
I'm sure they were annoyed by this woman standing on their vehicle, but the picture is a little blurry. No way you can identify her. Until....
From the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office: "A few days later, one of our Marine Patrol deputies was in the area of Chadwick Cove and noticed two suspects on a familiar 26ft sailboat. The owner of the boat was arrested the day prior and had not yet been released from jail. Contact was made with boat owner via the jail watch commander who advised he did not give anyone permission to be on his boat."
Talea Saylor
I'm sure she was just holding the meth for someone else.
On The Boat
Her accomplice, Briar Bloomer. Facing the same charges. How did these two manage to get a boat off the dock? At least they're wearing life jackets. Safety first!
