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Mysterious Omen Has Some Cape Coral Residents Feeling Uneasy

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Mysterious Omen Has Some Cape Coral Residents Feeling Uneasy.

The latest mystery to pop up in Cape Coral is nothing to smile about.  According to NBC2, overnight in Cape Coral, a strange liquid red smiley face surfaced. There, on a random walkway, is a face peering up from the concrete. It looks just like spilled juice.

However this scary juice concentrate. If you ask the neighbors of this community, There is definitely something disturbing that someone is trying to portray!  The enigmatic red face appears to have been created by pouring a strange liquid onto the ground to form a happy face.

Mysterious Omen Cape Coral:

Of course, the liquid has already dried up, but the terrified residents haven't stopped. Michael Morales, a resident of Cape Coral, was quoted by NBC2 as saying, "Oh my god that is horrible, that is terrible... It looks like a face they’re trying to make out of blood!"

Upon first inspection, one might say that it’s probably just some kids having a little fun possibly pouring out their Juice box or some fruit punch onto the ground. But could it be something sinister? If you ask me, I believe that is the work of some new cult! We can call them the cult of the smiling face! That sounds creepy huh?

I know what you're thinking. Dude. It's just some kids. Well, I disagree! First of all, there’s no way that it was just some young people. Everyone is aware that the children no longer even play outside. Although they run around inside the Metaverse, they never do so outside in the real world.

Could this be the work of a supervillain rather than some insane cult prowling the walkways of Cape Coral? Supervillains enjoy leaving their mark, as any comic book fan can attest. Consider the joker as an example.  The joker enjoys putting a smile on that face of course.

Caution:

So be cautious the next time you stroll by yourself at night in Cape Coral beneath a bridge. You never know a Juicebox might be hiding in the shadows someplace...

I mean a scary criminal… No wait, I meant to say a creepy cult member. Actually no, I’m pretty sure it's just a kid with a Capri Sun. Everything’s OK. Don’t be alarmed. Nothing to see here!

Florida Man Arrested While Trying To Conceal A Stolen Semi Truck By Spray Painting It A Different Color Like On GTA V

Why can't a Florida Man find a Pay n' Spray when he needs one? Reinier Lazaro Perez and Dayanly Cutino Gonzalez were spotted behind the Days Inn in Palm Coast Florida. They were spray painting a Peterbilt semi-tractor in the back corner of the parking lot. The hotel is located just off I95, we'll get back to that. Someone (who obviously can't mind they own business) thought that someone spray painting a semi truck in the parking lot of a hotel was suspicious. So they called the cops. When Flagler County Sheriff's Office  deputies arrived the two dropped the cans took off running along Southbound I95. That's your escape plan?

Dayanly clearly hadn't been doing her cardio and was quickly captured. Reinier managed to hide in the woods for about 2 hours before they found him.

The Peterbilt semi-tractor had been stolen just hours earlier from Columbia County, Florida.

The recovered semi-tractor is valued at $280,000. The semi-tractor’s original color is pink (really). The pair were in the process of spray painting the stolen semi-tractor red to conceal its original color when deputies arrived. Makes sense. I'm actually impressed with how good their paint job was coming along. They even took the time to tape it off. The semi-tractor’s GPS had been disabled and removed but was found nearby in the woods.

The female subject, Dayanly Cutino Gonzalez, was placed under arrest.  Her charges were Resisting Arrest Without Violence, Grand Theft - Motor Vehicle, and Felony Criminal Mischief. She was booked into the Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Facility. She's out after posting $13,500 bond.
Florida Man Reinier Lazaro Perez, was placed under arrest for Resisting Arrest Without Violence, Grand Theft - Motor Vehicle, Felony Criminal Mischief, Possession of a Removed Vehicle Identification Number (VIN), and Possession of Fentanyl. There's that last one. Fentanyl. Seems like it's not a Florida Man story without Fentanyl.

I'm actually impressed with the tape job

Good choice of paint. Long lasting

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