Florida Woman Steals Someone’s Wallet At Waffle House Because “The Money Was Calling To Me”

This might be the dumbest explanation as to why you were stealing. Florida Woman Kwanita Morton of St. Petersburg  was at a Florida Waffle House when she noticed someone forgot their wallet on the counter after they paid their bill. That's when, according to the arrest report:

"The defendant was seen on video looking around, putting her hat on top of the victim's wallet on the counter, and sliding the hat with the wallet into her hands. Defendant used her hat to conceal the victims wallet and take it off the counter with discretion. The defendant then quickly leaves the establishment while her husband and child are left inside to pay."

She just boosted someone's wallet and then left the fam to pay the bill ? That's not right. The wallet had $2,286 dollars and some credit cards in it. When police asked why she did it, her response - "The Money Was Calling To Me".

Remember once upon a time when a fight would break out at a Waffle House and everyone would freak out and there'd be police and news coverage? Now it's just expected. You go to Waffle House enough and you're going to see something. I'm not even sure where this fight happened but there's a lot going on to take in. The main part is that I'm seeing that knowing how to fight is a requirement if you're going to work nights at Waffle House. Watch this dude square up, it's not his first time. His backup came around the corner with a skillet. But the best part? Twitter got jokes.