There’s An ATM In Miami That Takes Your Picture When You Use It, Then Creates A “Leaderboard” Of Bank Balances For Everyone To See
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Miami is weird, ya'll. This ATM in Miami will absolutely shame you if your bank balance is too low. And seeing how it's in Miami, I have no chance competing.
The ATM is at Art Basel. Art Basel is going on right now at the Miami Beach Convention Center and it is flush with celebrities. Because I'm poor, I'll be honest and say that I don't even really know what this event is all about. But the Kardashians are there, Travis Scott, and Chance The Rapper. Offset performed and was throwing money off the stage. Perhaps money from this ATM. Even Madonna was there.
I was at the Miami Beach Convention Center for their version of Comic Con and didn't see this ATM, so I'm guessing they brought it in for this event.
Up top on the leaderboard is some guy I instantly don't like with a balance of $2,989,381. Who the hell has 3 mil on a debit card? I watched it scroll a little bit I realized that I wouldn't even be in the top 50. So is the purpose of this ATM just to shame poor people? Like me? The poster got a video of this brave person stepping up to the ATM. Now, it's bad enough to be shamed on the leaderboard - but oh - there's some commentary on his balance.
So many people were doing it, he made a Youtube!
This can't be a good idea
I wasn't invited
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Brazilian Influencer And OnlyFans Model Kicked Out Of A Miami Florida Store For Being “Hot”
We started the day off with a Lamborghini crashing into the roof of a house in Fort Lauderdale. Now it's Miami where Brazilian influencer and OnlyFans model Iara Ferreira claims she was kicked out of a Miami supermarket for the crime of being overly attractive. She didn't say which store so we don't know if it was one of the big ones, or maybe a local bodega. She says that she was alone in the store which leads me to believe it was a smaller store. Actually, if you wear a thong and a crop top at Wal Mart I'm not sure anyone would say anything at all.
According to the NY Post: "she was shopping in Miami when a supermarket employee approached her and asked the content creator to leave the store. She claimed he recognized her from her OnlyFans model account, and he assumed she would be showing off in the store and filming it." The employee was also from Brazil, which is why he said he recognized her. Sure. I once tried a similar story claiming that I was at a strip club in Florida tipping a girl only because she was from Ohio. That story didn't fly.
Iara claims that what she was wearing wasn't scandalous, just the revealing clothes that she normally wears in Brazil. So hold up, hold up, hold up. Do all women in Brazil dress like this?
She believes she was kicked out of the store for being "hot". So let's take a look at her Insta. For research.
