Fans Caught Engaging In Sex Act In Near Empty Stands During Oakland A’s Game – And Twitter’s Got Jokes

Let's face it, there's not many people going to Oakland A's games. The announced attendance for yesterday's game was around 9,000 but taking a look at all the empty seats, that might be generous. It's been going on all season long and at one point I even wrote about how "There’s a 54 to 1 Fan To Cat Ratio At Oakland A’s Home Games". There are so few fans attending, and so many feral cats in the stadium, that there’s an estimated 54 fans per every cat at Oakland A’s home games.

And the A's deserve it. They are just horrible. They're currently 45 and 77 after yesterday's win and a mere 32 and a half games out of first heading into the season's home stretch.

Speaking of stretch - there was a lot more than baseball going on at the game yesterday. A couple of fans made their way to the top of the top deck to get some alone time. From the video it appears she is leaning down so that the man can apply sunscreen to her shoulders. Or maybe she dropped her contact and is looking for it under his seat. I get yelled at from corporate if I post videos like this on their website so I'm just gonna post this link right here: 

The actual video isn't the highlight anyway. It's the jokes on Twitter that I'm here for.

https://twitter.com/AndrewHorton7/status/1561517849159557121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1561517849159557121%7Ctwgr%5Ed453a1e93af460f01567b6a83b27b4f4a02b8e42%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Fsports%2Farticle%2Foakland-as-couple-reaction%2F

https://twitter.com/DCMiller1212/status/1561516170452271104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1561516170452271104%7Ctwgr%5Ed453a1e93af460f01567b6a83b27b4f4a02b8e42%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Fsports%2Farticle%2Foakland-as-couple-reaction%2F

https://twitter.com/JT69935523/status/1561519649820483584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1561519649820483584%7Ctwgr%5Ed453a1e93af460f01567b6a83b27b4f4a02b8e42%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Fsports%2Farticle%2Foakland-as-couple-reaction%2F

Summer is nearly here and it's time to plan those summer trips. Maybe you plan to catch a game at an out of town stadium? Maybe I'm in Estero and every Major League Baseball stadium is out of town for me? That's actually a lot more true. How much is an Uber round trip to Tampa?

So what about grabbing a beer at an out of town ballpark? Por que no los dos? But how much is it? In some research done by Vinepair, the price of beer varies greatly across the stadiums. And the price of a beer seems to be totally unrelated to how good the team is. The Rockies are playing above .500 ball and they have the lowest priced beer on this list. They could charge more. The Yankees are charging 6 bucks and the fans are throwing them in the outfield. Maybe a lower priced option should be available? The Reds have no business charging for beer at all. They should make beer free to anyone willing to buy a ticket. And the beer should be brought to me. With peanuts. Enough with the conjecture. Let's analyze the price of beer at each of the Major League Baseball stadiums.

Pretty simple, team name, lowest beer price, fun picture.