Red Alert Draymond Green ! One of my favorite radio segments on the Shemon and Sheppard Show on ESPN Southwest Florida is RED ALERT every Tuesday at 3:30ish! That’s where we put people, teams or situations on BLAST because they deserve to be ripped. (I also like the missile launch sound effects that Chris plays from the other side of the glass!)
Common targets are prima danna athletes who are unaware of their social surroundings. It is our duty to point out their public deficiencies.
Other targets can be coaches who make bonehead decisions or team owners and general managers who drive their fans nuts. It is our job to set the world straight, at least during our ten minute segment.
Since we’ve been doing this segment for a while, I also enjoy how the texters like to add their nominations to the list. Add your Red Alert via text at 239-337-ESPN.
Also, in case you are new to the show, RED ALERT blasts do NOT have to come from the world of sports. In fact, as of late, we like to close the segment by ALWAYS blasting Russian President Vladimir Putin just because. However, I should note that our show goes to painstaking lengths to avoid divisive politics at all costs.
Red Alert Draymond Green for starters! You made the list! Let’s see who else did!
So let’s dial it up! Enjoy this week’s RED ALERT!
1. ARIZONA CARDINALS
Kyler seems disinterested.
JJ Watt didn’t want to play there anymore.
DiHop wants out.
Budda Baker wants out.
You get my drift?
2. REGGIE MILLER
In what universe is Tyler Herro’s injury worse for his team than Giannis’ injury?
3. BACKBOARD AND RIM...
When Russell Westbrook is shooting.
4. CHINA BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION
Two teams DQ’d for match fixing!
5. DRAYMOND GREEN
Always getting in trouble in the post-season with ejections. This year it might be too much for the Warriors to overcome.
(But, PS: I’d take him on my team!)
6. WARRIORS
Down 2-0 to the KINGS!
7. VLAD PUTIN
Stop the war idiot-face!
