I’m Satan: Naked Florida Man Claims to be Devil, Terrorizes Woman

Crazed Florida man named Roberlandys Pena decided to break into a Hialeah woman’s home, completely naked, and claimed he was Satan himself. According to WTVJ, Pena, 26, picked the absolute worst way to introduce himself, walking into her apartment after she left for just a second. And when she came back, there he was... The dark self-proclaimed dark lord, completely naked, birthday suit and all, in her bedroom.

This weirdo didn’t stop there. He jumped on her, started saying some insane stuff, like how it was her last day on planet earth, calling her a pedophile, and basically telling her she had to die. Absolutely terrifying. We're talking about having the worst surprise houseguest ever, Satan! Then, as she tried to make a run for it, he grabbed her, dragging her by her hair back inside.

Now, is this crazy enough yet? Well, hold on... It only got stranger. This guy then claims to be her husband, even took her man’s underwear. Then the poor girl starts yelling for help, telling neighbors to call the cops because there was a naked psycho in her place yelling nonsense.

By the time the police showed up, "Satan" was still yelling, swearing that he was married to the victim and she was some kind of guardian angel. This dude really committed to the role. Meanwhile, the poor woman’s like, “I don’t even know this guy!”

To make matters more complicated, Pena’s mom showed up, begging her not to press charges. She’s sobbing, on the floor, pleading for her son. The victim felt for her but insisted that she could have died and felt justice needed to happen. So now Pena’s facing charges of burglary with assault or battery, and this woman’s got an insane story she’ll never forget.

Well, it's almost Halloween. The atmosphere feels a little scary at this time of year. Things become slightly spookier. You are aware of the sensation when your spine begins to tingle with fear. The environment is frostier. Not just because it's Halloween, but also because it's almost Christmas, and you just looked at your credit card account, makes your pulse beat that much quicker.

Have pleasure at the moment before you start worrying about buying your holiday gifts. Halloween is a holiday. What better way to accomplish this than by seeing some extremely gruesome films?

A recent survey found that 31% of us had stopped watching a scary movie because we were too terrified to continue. This year, 55% of us plan to watch at least one scary movie for Halloween, and 73% will turn off all the lights to make the atmosphere eerier.

Redbox has surveyed 800 customers to determine the number of people who watch scary movies. A majority of people—57%—said they enjoy viewing scary movies, and this year, 55% say they'll watch at least one around Halloween.

Why watch only one? It's fun to be scared! Di you know that Instead of going to the movies, 92% of people who watch scary movies prefer to watch them at home? Much better that way. It's a lot easier for the monster under your bed to enjoy the film with you.

Marija, my better half, published a list of some of the less-than-scary horror films you might enjoy watching at this time of year.

Crap your pants, I say! That is the central objective of Halloween. So if you're prepared to watch some genuinely frightening movies. I'm referring to heart-pounding, therapy-required, terrifying movies!

then get ready for the scariest Halloween movies ever to slide across your eyeballs, I'm talking REAL nightmare fuel!

So settle down, have some popcorn, grab your security blanket, and get ready to be terrified to death!

It, is based on Stephen King's gruesome 1986 novel of the same name. Also, it has a clown so...

The Exorcist tells the tale of a 12-year-old girl who is possessed and the two priests who attempt to exorcise her in order to save her. As a parent, you can relate.

The Conjuring is a movie based on experiences that Ed and Lorraine Warren had as paranormal investigators. After moving into a new house, a family discovers that they are at the whim of a sinister entity that wants to do them harm. If you work in an office setting then you get it...

Wanna see a movie about a serial killing clown? It doesn't get any worse than Art the Clown...

Maybe not the best scary movie ever made, but Event Horizon left me profoundly disturbed. Mostly because I paid to see it. 

Have you ever seen this crap? If crap is your thing then you will love this horrifying movie.

Hereditary has the potential to frighten you on several levels if you haven't watched it. It's excellent and includes drama, terror, and suspense. Call your shrink after. You'll need them.

If you are REALLY looking for some nightmare fuel. Keep watching until Annihilation's half way point. You're welcome ya weirdo.

This movie has the most gruesome scene I have ever laid eyes on. The wild west was scary...

I was just testing you to see if you were still here. Honestly... The only scary thing about this movie is that I actually enjoyed it. I'm not ashamed.