Once again, our state of Florida brings us a story of violence involving an adult toy. Yes, a Florida woman named Chelsea White, 35, has been arrested for a second time over an adult toy related domestic dispute. We're talking a fight over a glass toy that led to her facing another battery charge.
So, according to the Smoking Gun, White and her boyfriend were about to eat in their Fort Pierce home when he found HIS missing glass adult toy in her backpack. What followed was a chaotic yet freaky showdown. The couple argued, things got heated, and in the middle of it all, White decided to throw the glass toy at her boyfriend. Lucky for him, she missed, but unlucky for their door, which took the hit from the adult toy and managed to wake up their kid. White then grabbed her stuff and dipped out, only to be found and arrested later.
Adult Toy Temper:
This isn’t Chelsea's first time in trouble over an adult toy. Back in 2022, she was arrested after a similar fight with the same guy. Apparently, that time, it was over a handbag and a sex toy he wanted back. Now, Chelsea wasn’t about to give up, though, and things got physical. She kicked and bit him, and after getting arrested, she ended up with a 12-month probation sentence, along with some fines and court-ordered classes on how not to batter people.
Well, now she’s back in jail, this time on a $1,000 bond, with another court date looming in October. Whether it was the same adult toy that sparked both incidents remains a mystery. Apparently they don't like to share each other's toys, and maybe they shouldn't. It's kinda gross.
Florida Woman Makes Viral Post With Sheriff Vehicle, Gets Busted For Drug Possession
Time for the story of Talea Saylor, who ran afoul of the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office in Englewood, Florida. It all started innocently enough when Talea posed on top of a Charlotte County Sheriff vehicle. The suv was parked at a dealership and she saw this as a perfect opportunity for a viral post. Unfortunately the Sherriff's Office saw the post. What do you think they're doing when they're parked on the side of the road? Scrolling, no doubt.
I'm sure they were annoyed by this woman standing on their vehicle, but the picture is a little blurry. No way you can identify her. Until....
From the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office: "A few days later, one of our Marine Patrol deputies was in the area of Chadwick Cove and noticed two suspects on a familiar 26ft sailboat. The owner of the boat was arrested the day prior and had not yet been released from jail. Contact was made with boat owner via the jail watch commander who advised he did not give anyone permission to be on his boat."
Talea Saylor
I'm sure she was just holding the meth for someone else.
On The Boat
Her accomplice, Briar Bloomer. Facing the same charges. How did these two manage to get a boat off the dock? At least they're wearing life jackets. Safety first!
