Nude Florida Man Arrested After 2 Visits to Neighbor’s Yard

Down in Big Pine Key, Florida, things got a little weird when a 66-year-old guy named Daniel James Lynch took the term "neighborhood watch" the wrong way. This man, for reasons only he knows, thought it would be a great idea to stroll onto his neighbor's property not once, but twice, in his birthday suit. No clothes, the full Monty.

Now, most of us would agree that walking around someone else's yard naked is a bad plan, but Lynch seemed to have missed that memo. According to WPLG, the Monroe County Sheriff's Office got the call from a very confused resident who found herself dealing with a whole new kind of trespasser. It wasn’t just a one-time thing either. The nude Florida man apparently felt comfortable enough to make multiple trips to the property, with each visit becoming weirder than the last.

The neighbor, likely regretting her decision to invest in a "high-def" security camera, ended up catching all of this nude Florida man on video. She probably thought she'd be recording the occasional raccoon or nosy cat, not a full-grown naked man doing. That footage, unfortunately for Lynch, was all the proof she needed to call the cops.

When law enforcement finally rolled up and asked him what was going on, Lynch didn’t try to lie his way out of it. He admitted to everything. It’s one thing to get caught red-handed, but caught butt-naked? Nah bro. Well, he wasn’t going to wiggle out of this one, especially with the video evidence stacked against him.

So, the cops promptly arrested the nude Florida man. Lynch was hit with a bunch of charges like burglary, indecent exposure, and harassment. Not exactly the kind of charges you want to add to your resume. Safe to say, his future as a nudist might be on hold for a while, as he’s currently in the Monroe County Jail.

Now, you’d think a 66-year-old would have better things to do with his time, like playing bingo or birdwatching. But no, Lynch apparently decided that public nudity and trespassing was his thing. Next time Keep your pants on and stay off your neighbor’s lawn dude.

For some reason, famous people's nudes are highly sought after in the age of OnlyFans. A study conducted by Swedish sex toy company LELO identified the most-wanted celebrity nudes that people are searching for online. The site used Google Keyword Planner to analyze the interest in different celebrity nude pictures and similar inquiries that were sexual in nature. In addition, the research provides information regarding which states are looking for particular celebrity images the most. Interestingly enough, the top ten most-searched celebrity nudes were all women. The company noted that in their findings, the most searched are actresses.

Luka Matutinović, Lelo's Chief Marketing Officer, said of the findings: "People always search for information regarding celebrities, mainly when they see them in films or hear about them in the media. For instance, someone like Jennifer Lawrence, who's been in a lot of big films, might attract more interest because fans feel like they know her from her roles. This can lead people to search for more about her personal life, including private photos. It's just human nature to be curious, especially about those constantly in the public eye."

Kicking off the list of ten most-searched celebrity nudes is Game of Thrones' very own Khaleesi, Emilia Clarke. The English actress is searched 135,000 times on average, with the most interest and hits coming from Kansas. Another popular search inquiry about this actress is “Emilia Clarke Game of Thrones hot scenes.”

Another actress famous for her fantasy role is close behind, with Harry Potter alum Emma Watson taking ninth place on the list of most wanted celebrity nudes. Though she hasn't acted since 2019's Little Women and has no interest in acting anymore, her legacy lives on. Watson's nudes are searched 201,000 times, with Alaska being the top hit.

Taking eighth place is an actress who gained popularity in the first two Transformers films: Megan Fox. The mother of two's nudes are searched 247,000 times, with most inquiries being "Megan Fox OnlyFans leaked." Though Fox does not have OnlyFans, one person is taking advantage of being told she looks just like her on the subscription site.

Scarlett Johansson holds the seventh spot on the list of most wanted celebrity nudes, garnering 250,000 online searches. As one of the highest-paid actresses in recent years, it is no surprise that the screen siren has so many searches. Most of the searches come from Rhode Island.

In sixth place, a celebrity who became famous for her sex tape is Kim Kardashian. The reality star and business tycoon's nudes are searched 268,000 times. Another frequently searched inquiry is "Kim K for Playboy," showing curiosity to see her in a revealing photoshoot. She posed for the magazine in 2007 and has actually expressed regret on the series finale reunion of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, advising her younger self, "I would say don't be so trusting."

Keep scrolling to see who the top five most-searched celebrity nudes belong to:

The Wednesday star kicks off the top five most-searched celebrity nudes. Jenna Ortega ranks fifth on the list of most wanted celebrity nudes with 368,000 searches. New Mexico is the most excited to see the five-foot-one actress's bare-skinned body. Ortega might've upped the interest for her nudes following her A24 performance in X, the horror film about porn stars or her latest controversial role in 2024's Miller's Girl, where she plays a student with an [inlink id="jenna-ortega-discusses-controversial-sex-scene" text="inappropriate relationship with her teacher"]. Whatever the reason, Ortega is one of the youngest actresses on the list at 21 years old.

You can brush her hair, but can't undress this Barbie anywhere. Margot Robbie takes the fourth spot on the list, with 370,000 people wanting to see her in the nude. The Barbie star’s naked image search is particularly trending in Connecticut, where people have resorted to giving AI prompts such as “Margot Robbie in a birthday suit.” Despite being a married woman to film producer and actor Tom Ackerley, fans don't seem bothered at all when it comes to their curious eyes.

Ice Spice nearly tied for second most-wanted celebrity nudes with only 5,000 fewer searches, at 445,000. The state of Arkansas is the most interested in seeing 23-year-old rapper naked. Ever since she burst onto the scene, Ice Spice has always capitalized on her sexuality. She was, after all, discovered on TikTok after "Munch" went viral, catching the eye of Drake. With rap lines like, "She a baddie, she showin' her panty, she shake it like jelly," the rising rapper's nude searches taking third place is of no surprise.

The "What Was I Made For?" songstress takes second place for the most-searched nudes. Eilish, who is just 22 years old, is searched 450,000 times monthly online. Her nudes are most sought after in Kentucky, where people also search for “Billie’s sexy breast pictures.” Eilish is known for her androgynous style and for a long time, especially at the start of her career as a teenager, she wore baggy clothing as not to be ogled and have her body ripped to shreds by critics. That all changed after she turned 19 and graced the cover of British Vogue in a corset. She still wears baggy and more masculine clothing while performing or for red carpet events, though.

Jennifer Lawrence tops the list of most wanted celebrity nudes, with 1.2 million people searching for them online. Another popular inquiry is “Jennifer Lawrence OnlyFans,” highlighting the public's interest in seeing her in a more revealing manner. The No Hard Feelings star's nude photos are particularly popular in Wyoming. Surprisingly, Lawrence and Robbie don't have social media accounts, yet account for some of the most sought-after nudes. No doubt due to their influence in media and movies that the women have such a curious fanbase to see them nude.