Meet the 56-year-old naked Florida woman, Grace Ann Sharpe. This Pensacola lady got arrested for being buck naked in public. And not just anywhere either. She decided to show up to a neighbor’s birthday party wearing her own birthday suit. Seems logical, right? Why not? Well, according to WKRC, the strange display of nakedness all went down on a Sunday evening, right in front of a bunch of kids too, because, of course, that’s what happens when crazy invite themselves.
Naked Florida Woman Parade:
So here’s how it started. Grace strolls out of her house nude around 7 p.m., no clothes, not a stitch on, and makes her way over to the chain-link fence that divides her yard from the neighbor’s party. And as if that wasn't weird enough, the naked Florida woman is holding a pair of plastic doll legs. Yep, couldn't get any stranger right? Freaking Doll legs man. Then, out of nowhere, she starts waving them around like an absolute weirdo. To top it all off, she rubs the doll's legs on herself in ways that no one wants to see. Especially the kids. Not surprisingly, the neighbor quickly hustles the children inside.
The neighbor, probably confused AF and more than a little freaked out, yells at Grace, like "Yo, you’re naked!" And Grace, cool as a cucumber, says something like, "Yeah, I know, it’s hot out here." She didn’t care one bit. It took deputies getting called before she decided to take her naked self back inside.
In the end, Grace was charged with indecent exposure. The neighbor? Just trying to celebrate a birthday, man. Damn... You can’t even throw a backyard party nowadays without a naked Florida woman popping off. Jeez, somebody get that lady a towel and some medication ASAP.
