A florida woman busted during a traffic stop might just be the criminal mastermind of the century. Meet Lauren Riley, 41, this super genius got arrested after cops found a bag labeled "Bag of Drugs" during the police encounter in St. Petersburg. Seriously. I can’t make this stuff up.
According to FOX35, Riley was sitting in her car, not driving but also not wearing her seat belt. She was busy rummaging through the passenger side floor, which caught the eye of a passing trooper. The trooper decided to check things out and pulled the car over. Right away, the trooper saw some burnt up tin foil and a plastic straw commonly used in dope smoking. Oh, and the driver? They admitted Riley was tipsy.
The driver of the vehicle got arrested for having an open container of alcohol. Meanwhile, Riley got out of the car for a search. This is where things got interesting. Inside Riley’s purse was a bag that straight-up said "Bag of Drugs." And guess what was inside? Here's a clue... It wasn’t sandwiches.
Florida Woman Busted With Everything:
However, what was inside was the following: a metal spoon, four glass pipes with residue, some plastic baggies with white residue, a full needle, two straws, 3.25 grams of cocaine, 1.75 grams of crack cocaine, 1 gram of crystal meth, 1.5 pills of hydromorphone, two amphetamine pills, and 4.5 alprazolam pills. Basically, a Florida woman busted with a drugstore in a bag.
Riley got booked for possession of all sorts of drugs: cocaine, crack cocaine, meth, hydromorphone, alprazolam, amphetamine/dextroamphetamine, and drug paraphernalia. After her little adventure, she was taken to the Pinellas County Jail but has since been released. Hopefully, she stays away from anything labeled "Bag of Drugs" or ends up "back in jail."
Florida Woman Makes Viral Post With Sheriff Vehicle, Gets Busted For Drug Possession
Time for the story of Talea Saylor, who ran afoul of the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office in Englewood, Florida. It all started innocently enough when Talea posed on top of a Charlotte County Sheriff vehicle. The suv was parked at a dealership and she saw this as a perfect opportunity for a viral post. Unfortunately the Sherriff's Office saw the post. What do you think they're doing when they're parked on the side of the road? Scrolling, no doubt.
I'm sure they were annoyed by this woman standing on their vehicle, but the picture is a little blurry. No way you can identify her. Until....
From the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office: "A few days later, one of our Marine Patrol deputies was in the area of Chadwick Cove and noticed two suspects on a familiar 26ft sailboat. The owner of the boat was arrested the day prior and had not yet been released from jail. Contact was made with boat owner via the jail watch commander who advised he did not give anyone permission to be on his boat."
Talea Saylor
I'm sure she was just holding the meth for someone else.
On The Boat
Her accomplice, Briar Bloomer. Facing the same charges. How did these two manage to get a boat off the dock? At least they're wearing life jackets. Safety first!
