No means no. No matter how many bricks and sticks you throw at it. Just ask Robert Lewis, a 54-year-old Florida man from Orlando, who just couldn’t take no for an answer when it came to scoring drugs.
According to FOX35, on June 1st, the cops were flagged down by Lewis himself. This guy was raving about getting jumped by a bunch of dudes. He even pointed out a guy in the crowd, claiming he was part of the beatdown crew. No bricks and sticks were seen at this point…
Bricks and Sticks Incoming:
Now, when the firefighters showed up to help, things got even crazier. Instead of being grateful, Lewis decided to get REAL hostile, hurling insults at everyone around. The firefighters, trying to keep the peace, asked him to chill out with the language. But Lewis wasn’t feeling that so he told them to “F**k off” before trying to make a quick exit. Oh, yeah, and he also spit in their direction to really let them know how he felt.
As you can imagine, the cops weren’t too thrilled with this behavior. After a brief struggle, they had to cuff him for assaulting a firefighter.
Now, let’s rewind a bit to what kicked off this whole mess. According to the guy Lewis accused, the bricks and sticks trouble started when Lewis. With stick in hand, he demanded to buy drugs from him. The man, clearly not a dealer, told Lewis he didn’t have any drugs. This didn’t sit well with Lewis, who then picked up a brick and started chasing the poor guy. It was an all out Bricks and Sticks assault.
Bystanders had to step in, and during the chaos, Lewis ended up taking a nasty fall, hitting his head on the pavement. Security footage backed up the story, showing Lewis brandishing a stick, lunging at the man, and then being escorted away by the crowd before tripping over a curb.
When it was all said and done, Lewis got booked into the Orange County Jail, facing a bunch of charges. He's looking pretty stupid too. Let this be a lesson, Be carful, because bricks and sticks may scare some cliques but curbs can really hurt you.
Florida Man Wearing Only A Loincloth And Socks Smashed Into Several Vehicles And Tried To Outrun A Helicopter Before Crashing Into The Flagler County Landfill
I understand the headline is quite lengthy, but it was needed to really tell the story. 22-year-old Stephen Peterson of Port Orange and 20-year-old Victoria Averill had quite an adventure before it all ended at the Flagler County Landfill.
It all started on June 21st in Flagler Beach, Florida when our Florida Man and his accomplice drove through the intersection of State Road 100 East and Old Kings Road South and strike multiple vehicles. That's just off I95 near the Popeye's. The SUV then continued south on Old Kings Road at a high rate of speed. The incident was spotted by a MyFWC Florida Fish and Wildlife officer who then attempted to stop the vehicle. The FWC officer activated his emergency lights and siren but the vehicle did not stop. Does the FWC even have authority to pull over vehicles? I'm not sure. Anyway...
Then, according to Flagler County Sheriff "The vehicle entered the property of Old Kings Elementary School and drove around the running track before exiting the school and continuing to flee down Old Kings Road. The vehicle then entered the Flagler County Landfill and into the wooded area between the landfill and I-95." And that's where things went wrong.
Flagler County Fire Rescue Fireflight, which is the fire department's helicopter, monitored the vehicle's location and directed deputies to the vehicles location. The vehicle had run into and become stuck on a concrete barrier. This next line, sums it up nicely. "The male was naked except for a small covering wrapped around his waist and socks. It is unknown why the male was not wearing more clothing."
Sounds insane? Here's the video.
So, what's the charges?
From the FCSO "Peterson was arrested for Fleeing and Eluding, Leaving the Scene of a Crash with Damage to Vehicle or Property, Resisting an Officer without Violence, Trespassing on School Grounds, Possession of Marijuana Under 20 Grams, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia/Equipment. Averill was arrested for Trespassing on School Grounds, Possession of Marijuana Under 20 Grams, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia/Equipment. Peterson is being held on $19,500 bond and Averill is being held on $3,000 bond at the Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Facility."
