Go to the hospital? Nah. Whenever I feel like my body's pulling a fast one on me, my first stop is the internet. Why go all the way to my doctor in Fort Myers when I have Google to consult, right? Type in a symptom, hit enter, and boom... Instant medical expert.
But, let me tell you, the internet has a way of turning a paper cut into a life-or-death situation. Sometimes it's best to get a second opinion. Just ask this guy, Darrin Milinski. He likes getting multiple opinions from complete strangers, whether they like it or not.
According to the Villages News, Darrin Milinski, who had recently been discharged from the hospital, decided that he wanted to continue his medical evaluation of sorts outside the hospital in front of the entrance. While still sporting his hospital gown, Milinski took it upon himself to lift his coverings and give bystanders an unexpected view of his nether regions. In fact, the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office, said he wasn't just lifting... He was, in fact, engaged in a peculiar act of "jiggling" his genitals.
Hospital Performance:
Oh, and this dude was actively seeking opinions from anyone who happened to pass by, asking them to inspect his "balls." Witnesses say that this wasn't just a short moment of poor judgment. Our, guy Milinski seemed very committed to showcasing his private parts while on the hospital premises. He was ready to jiggle and wiggle for anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path. Who does that?!
Police identified Milinski as a homeless dude, but after some digging, they found out he'd once called The Villages home. No surprise there. I hear sharing parts of yourself with others is like a local pastime there. Unfortunately for Mr.Milinski, he was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and his balls... I mean his "bail" was set at $1,000.
That's a lot of jingle jangle for some public jiggling. Just saying.
Florida Man Wearing Only A Loincloth And Socks Smashed Into Several Vehicles And Tried To Outrun A Helicopter Before Crashing Into The Flagler County Landfill
I understand the headline is quite lengthy, but it was needed to really tell the story. 22-year-old Stephen Peterson of Port Orange and 20-year-old Victoria Averill had quite an adventure before it all ended at the Flagler County Landfill.
It all started on June 21st in Flagler Beach, Florida when our Florida Man and his accomplice drove through the intersection of State Road 100 East and Old Kings Road South and strike multiple vehicles. That's just off I95 near the Popeye's. The SUV then continued south on Old Kings Road at a high rate of speed. The incident was spotted by a MyFWC Florida Fish and Wildlife officer who then attempted to stop the vehicle. The FWC officer activated his emergency lights and siren but the vehicle did not stop. Does the FWC even have authority to pull over vehicles? I'm not sure. Anyway...
Then, according to Flagler County Sheriff "The vehicle entered the property of Old Kings Elementary School and drove around the running track before exiting the school and continuing to flee down Old Kings Road. The vehicle then entered the Flagler County Landfill and into the wooded area between the landfill and I-95." And that's where things went wrong.
Flagler County Fire Rescue Fireflight, which is the fire department's helicopter, monitored the vehicle's location and directed deputies to the vehicles location. The vehicle had run into and become stuck on a concrete barrier. This next line, sums it up nicely. "The male was naked except for a small covering wrapped around his waist and socks. It is unknown why the male was not wearing more clothing."
Sounds insane? Here's the video.
So, what's the charges?
From the FCSO "Peterson was arrested for Fleeing and Eluding, Leaving the Scene of a Crash with Damage to Vehicle or Property, Resisting an Officer without Violence, Trespassing on School Grounds, Possession of Marijuana Under 20 Grams, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia/Equipment. Averill was arrested for Trespassing on School Grounds, Possession of Marijuana Under 20 Grams, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia/Equipment. Peterson is being held on $19,500 bond and Averill is being held on $3,000 bond at the Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Facility."
