Florida Man in a Dress Breaks into Home With his Favorite Adult Toy

Make sure not to be naughty and always wear your holiday best! That's what my mother always told me every year at Christmas. This guy obviously doesn't like to listen to his mother. A guy in St. Petersburg tried to break into a lady's house wearing a dress and holding an adult toy.  His name is Marshall Jones, and he's a 40-year-old with a fetish for weird stuff.

According to the Smoking Gun, Jones, in his dress, got caught on camera trying to open a door at a 69 year-old woman's place. And that's just the beginning of his weird behavior. Because next he decided to his press his private part against the door before making a quick exit. Know your exits right?

Jones must have enjoyed his special moment at the door because he even returned for round two! Luckily, the cops showed up and the suspect bolted. Eventually, they did catch him, but Jones says it was just a harmless sex toy that slipped out during his erotic break-in... Don't try and figure that one out. It's a one-way ticket to adult toy gross town.

Jones also claims he came back to the house to check on the lady because he saw a shooting there two weeks ago. The problem is, no one else seems to know about this supposed shooting.

Now, Jones, or "Blair" as he likes to be called, isn't new to trouble. He's darn near a professional troublemaker. He's got a rap sheet that includes cocaine possession, trespassing, obstruction, you name it. Now he can add a felony charge for attempted burglary and a couple of misdemeanors for stalking and resisting the cops. I guess he should of listened to his mother and put his toys away.

What's with Waffle House lately? I keep looking, but we're not seeing any really good fight scenes. Now to be clear, I'm not looking for people to get hurt, but I miss the craziness. Last month in Virginia a woman got shot, but there's no video of the fight. Also, like I said, we're not looking for people to get hurt. Just Waffle House fight video craziness. Especially Florida Waffle House craziness - my favorite.

Before we get to that, maybe here's some insight on why we've seeing less fight videos. The Waffle House employees are fed up. Not just with the fights, but with their situation. They want $25/hr, pay, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions. The third demand is the one that caught me. So they have to pay for a meal whether or not they eat at the restaurant? I've worked at many restaurants and pizza places and I don't recall ever paying for a meal. Sure, there were some hard nosed bosses that said you needed to pay for food, but we always found a way around that. At Waffle House it's automatically taken from your check.

So maybe there's some compassion for the employees right now. They really do go through a lot. So I'll put my favorite Waffle House fight video below. And no one got hurt in the video. If you're at work, watch the sound. There's a LOT of words in these videos that could get you in trouble with HR.

First, since it's the holiday season, let's check some of the runner-ups.

This is from an Orlando, Florida Waffle House. This woman was acting up, so an employee carried her out of the store. She happened to be upside down. I don't know what happened, but I'm on the employees side.

This one happened in Georgia last Christmas. Or was it Texas? I don't remember. We've all seen the chair throw and catch, but have you seen the mayhem that led up to it? This one was nuts, but not my favorite.

Here's a more recent one, posted last summer. This fight seemed to be more about destroying the Waffle House than throwing hands. Maybe WH employees do deserve $25 an hour.

Nothing sums up a Waffle House fight quite like this guy. As the fight rages on, he puts his focus on the food. It's not about him - and he don't care. I love that.