Miramar Beach Meltdown as Waffle House Chaos Ignites Online Frenzy

You never know what you're going to see at a Miramar Beach Waffle House. Like this 33-year-old guy here who decided to take his Waffle House experience to a whole new level. Move over, scattered, smothered, and covered; this one's all about disturbed, erratic, and under the influence!

So, it all went down in the early hours of a Wednesday morning, the Walton County Sheriff's Office got a call about a commotion at the Miramar Beach Waffle House. Picture a grown man running around like a headless chicken, claiming he'd been shot! I mean, that's one way to spice up your meal, but it turns out he was just seasoning himself with a side of crazy.

Now, according to The Tampa Free Press, this gentleman, Victor Williams, must have thought he was starring in some action-packed movie because he didn't just stop with the fake shooting bit. This guy decided to show off his biting skills too, but not in a charming way like a food blogger. When the deputies arrived , Victor was on a mission to turn them into a meal, sinking his teeth into one officer's leg. I guess he found the Waffle House menu lacking, so he went for some cop cuisine instead.

Even after they slapped some shiny handcuffs on him, Victor refused to cooperate. He was trying to avoid getting into the patrol car like a fool. And when that drive stun thingy was used to "gain compliance." It was not very effective.

Victor then decided to give another deputy a knee to the face, proving he's quite versatile with his moves – like a clumsy MMA fighter with a taste for law enforcement.

In the end, the police managed to wrangle this wild Waffle House warrior, and they promptly checked him out with EMS before sending him off to the Walton County Jail. As for charges, he's got a buffet of legal goodies, including battery on an officer, resisting with violence, and disorderly conduct.

Man, nothing beats the waffle house.

This is everything I expect from a Waffle House video. And seeing it come from Orlando means it's some Flo Grown Florida Woman goodness. On one hand, I'm a little sad she didn't get the whole event on video. We just got the end result. But it's good. There's so much to unpack with this video, but a personal note first. Corporate sent me a link of 'journalistic ethics' that I'm supposed to follow. Right. Ain't nothing in that guide that can prepare me for a Waffle House video.

So let's begin with 'why is she upside down?' Best I can figure is that she didn't go easy. Waffle House night shift employees got hands. She's lucky she's still conscious. Scattered, covered and smothered right out the door. Next up - no shoes. Easy, she's a Florida woman so there's only a 50/50 chance she was wearing shoes when she got there.

The real question is, when are folks gonna learn to stop trying these Waffle House employees?! That night shift stay ready for any and all smoke. It seems to be part of their training. I think we covered this in an earlier video. So what's the full story? Fortunately for us, @queenofthethots69 did a follow up video to narrate the whole adventure. It's pretty amazing. I can picture the whole thing in my mind while it goes down.

She's one of America's greatest storytellers.

Watch how well the employee handles the flying chair.