Fowl Play: Florida Man Arrested After Chicken Wing Attack

Fowl Play: Florida Man Arrested After Chicken Wing Attack.

In the world of domestic disputes, some people might resort to throwing a glass of water in anger. But one Florida man took things to a whole new level. He allegedly chucked chicken wings at his wife during a heated argument.

Yes, you read that right. Chicken wings.

According WPLG, Robert Francis Audette, 39, was arrested after his wife called for help during a disturbance at their Wildwood home on Sunday night. The victim, holding their baby, told officers that they had been arguing over Audette's alleged infidelity when he suddenly launched a handful of saucy wings in her direction.

Now, we're not sure what kind of sauce was on those wings, but it must have been some seriously sticky stuff. Officers reported seeing sauce on the victim's chin, neck, and shoulder, which means the wings must have been flying fast and furious.

But that's not even the craziest part. The victim tried to escape to a bedroom with their baby, but Audette went full-on Hulk mode. This guy started banging on the door while shouting threats.

"I'm about to beat your f***ing **s!" he allegedly yelled, as if he was auditioning for a role in a low-budget action movie.

Thankfully, the victim and baby were able to escape unharmed and police eventually took Audette into custody. During questioning, he admitted to throwing the wings but claimed he didn't mean to hit his wife.

Look, we're not here to judge anyone's relationship dynamics, but if you're at the point where you're flinging poultry products at your significant other, it might be time to reevaluate some things. We're just glad that no one was seriously injured in this bizarre incident.

Next time don't worked up over something trivial. Remember, throwing chicken wings is not the answer. Unless you're trying to start a food fight, in which case, go ahead and wing it.

Florida's Best Chicken Wings Are Found In South Florida

When you think Florida, you think Mickey Mouse, the beach, sunshine and maybe oranges.  You're certainly not thinking of chicken wings.  Sure, there are some great places to grab a bucket of wings with a beer during a game, don't get me wrong.

But, where can you find Florida's best chicken wings?

The folks over at EatThis.com did a study to determine the best chicken wings in each state.  So, which wings reign supreme here in Florida?  A place in St. Pete called Dr. BBQ.

While it's not right here in Southwest Florida, it's not too far.

Here's what EatThis.com had to say about Dr. BBQ

Ray "Dr. BBQ" Lampe, pitmaster at the namesake restaurant, has won plenty of awards for his 'que as an American Royal Hall of Fame pitmaster. What makes the Dr. BBQ wings super special is the dual cooking process: The wings are smoked to get that classic 'que flavor and then grilled to slowly render the fat from the meat.

So, where are the best places to find chicken wings across the United States?  We decided to share some other locations with you, since most people in Florida, aren't from Florida.

J.R. Crickets, Multiple Locations

Buffalo Brothers, Multiple Locations

Wishbone in Philadelphia

Wing Champ in Cincinnati

Coop in Detroit

FIYA Chicken in Boston