What You Should Do And Not Do When You Are Invited To A House Super Bowl Party

Here's what you should do and not do when you are invited to a house Super Bowl party.  Super Bowl 57 is only 6 days away as of this posting.  I know that many of you are going to host a party at your home or are going to one of your friends homes for the big bash.  I'll be in Fort Myers. Here's my list of do's and don'ts if you are headed out to a house party.

Whatever dish you bring, and you better bring one, make sure it's ready to go when you get there.  If necessary, let the host or hostess at the house party know that you may need to use their oven to heat up a particular dish.

Don't assume that  you are going to be able to use your friends oven when you arrive.  Most Super Bowl house parties I have attended in years past have been between 10-25 people attending.  The host or hostess of the party I promise you will be heating up other items before and during right up until game time.

Don't get obliterated before kickoff.  The Super Bowl will kickoff about 6:18pm this Sunday night.  Most house parties ask their guests to arrive well before that, say between 4 and 5pm.  That does not mean you have to drink yourself into oblivion before.  Pace yourselves with eating and drinking and you will have a much better time.

You all know what and who I am talking about.  This subject has come up many times on the Shemon and Sheppard Show in our almost 6 years together.

In case you don't know, let me break down the scenario for you.  The game has started and you can already tell who is going to aggravate you based on their interest or lack there of for the game.  If you don't care, get out of the main "living "room or wherever the biggest tv is in the house and go yak away with the other people who don't care.

Don't ask the hosts or guests any stupid questions while the game is going on.  It's fine to cheer, heckle, cuss a little at the ref, or discuss a play or two during the game with your friends.  However, there always seems to be that one "guy" or "girl" that wants to fit in with the main group so badly, they try to pretend to know more than they actually do and that leads to stupid questions.

How do you get a first down?  What does "illegal touching" mean?  How come the clock keeps running when the player steps out of bounds?  What is the meaning of life?  I could go on and on but you all know where I'm coming from.  Go by a "football for dummies" book and read it cover to cover before kickoff.

Don't ask the host or serious guests any question that starts with "What do you think.."  NO!  I'm not going to answer that generic question.  What I would love to say is "I think you are asking too many stupid questions and you should go back to the "B" room and rethink your life."  How about that?

This is very simple.  Bring the host or hostess of the house party a dish or two or at least some booze.  Try and coordinate with other guests if possible so you don't double up.  All my friends that I hang with for various football parties are excellent at this.  There is nothing worse than arriving at a house party there there are 10 pizza's and 50 pounds of wings.

The Super Bowl is like an official holiday.  Have fun! Try to bring at least one dish, after coordinating, that represent that particular city participating in the game.  For example, some sort of Philly cheese steak dish.  Doesn't have to be a sandwich necessarily but a variation of it would be cool.  On the Kansas City side, maybe a cool type of barbeque dish.  If need be, ask the host in advance if you can you use his grill otherwise make sure it's at least at room temp or warmer when you arrive.

Pace yourselves eating and drinking and everyone will have a good time.  Hopefully the game is a good one and the only time all year I semi pay attention to commercials, hoping they are entertaining.  Enjoy Super Bowl 57 kids!

Super Bowl Sunday is one of the biggest sporting events of the year and a great excuse for a party. So, if you're hosting a Super Bowl gathering, you need Super Bowl Super Snacks.  Later, we will compile a comprehensive list of foods for your party.  But first, let's warm up with some of the basics to consider:

Wings: Wings are a staple at any Super Bowl party. You can opt for classic Buffalo wings, or get creative with different flavors like BBQ, honey mustard, or teriyaki.
Pizza: Pizza is another crowd-pleaser that's perfect for a Super Bowl party. And, you can order in from a local pizzeria or make your own using store-bought or homemade dough and your favorite toppings.
Chips and dips: Chips and dips are an easy and always-popular snack. Offer a variety of dips, such as guacamole, salsa, and queso, along with an assortment of chips for dipping.
Sliders: Sliders are bite-sized burgers that are perfect for snacking and easy to make in bulk. Try classic cheeseburgers or switch things up with pulled pork or grilled chicken sliders.
Deviled eggs: Deviled eggs are a classic party food that are easy to make and always a hit. Plus, you can add your own twist by using different seasonings or mixing in ingredients like bacon or smoked salmon.
Veggie platter: Don't forget about your vegetarian friends! A veggie platter with carrots, celery, cherry tomatoes, and your favorite dips is a healthy and tasty option for everyone.
Brownies and cookies: For dessert, whip up a batch of brownies or cookies. These sweet treats are a great way to end the meal and offer a sugar boost for the big game.

These are just a few of the many delicious options for your Super Bowl party. No matter what you serve, the most important thing is to have fun and enjoy the game with your friends and family.

So, keep reading for a complete list of Super Bowl Super Snacks :

-Craig Shemon

ESPN Southwest Florida

One of my favorites. Traditional Wings require some work. Boneless Wings allow you to down a higher volume in less time.

Mini Burgers make you feel like you're eating fewer calories...because they are small.

The meatier and cheesier the better. The key here is to have a quality chip strong enough to handle the weight.

Can't go wrong popping a half dozen of these babies for a warm up.

Pizza is King in any situation.

Good side staple but don't fill up too much with these.

Taco Tuesday or Super Sunday... Tacos are the best.

This is my go-to with a beer at stadiums. Why not enjoy at home in front of the TV?

I'm liking spicy foods more as I age. Strange huh?

More of a holiday side food.

I'm not a big onion ring guy but I see why so many like them.

Love a good dip!

Speaking of dips...this one's just a bit hotter.

I could eat a good quesadilla any day of the year.

A perfect topping to any chip!

Also, a perfect topping to any chip. Mild, Medium, or Hot?

Stack the cold cuts and cheeses!

Some dips are great on tortilla chips. But French Onion Dip MUST go with a Ruffles potato chip.

Hummas is great. Also, it forces you to eat veggies instead of other "junk."

The key here is bacon bits!

Just a fancier, fatter French fry.

I. LOVE. THESE!!!

Can't get too much cheese on Super Bowl Sunday.

I like my chili meatier. Some like it soupy.

This could be the main event on its own. Multiple flavors are acceptable.

I'd prefer a shrimp cocktail with sauce.

It's just small toast.

It makes the list just to add variety.

Hearty and solid. Good solo or in a sub sandwich.

Fancy. If you are gong to eat sushi at a party, get to it early. You don't want to eat sushi that's been out all day.