Florida Woman Hit in the Face by Husband’s Sausage

A 61-year-old Florida man, Ray Allen, of St. Petersburg, had himself quite the sausage party. The kind of party that landed him in the porky... I mean the pokey. So what was the fuss about? Allen allegedly took it up a notch by engaging in a heated argument that culminated in the throwing of a sausage at his 64-year-old wife's face.

According to the Smoking Gun, the sausage assault occurred amid a "verbal altercation." It seems sausages are the new weapons of choice in domestic disputes. Alcohol was reportedly also in the mix, adding an extra kick to this spicy sausage saga.

Unfortunately, we don't know specify the type of sausage involved in the dispute. Was it a bratwurst or a breakfast link? The world may never know.

Despite the drama, the sausage in question managed to escape the clutches of law enforcement and was not seized as evidence. Perhaps it went into hiding, fearing a future as exhibit A in a courtroom. Or maybe it was too delicius to go to waste.

Emergency Medical Services were called to the scene to address the fallout. The victim's right eye received a thorough saline rinse solution to ward off any potential infections from the uncooked meat. It seems even sausages can pose health risks when thrown with enough force.

Ray Allen, now free from custody, has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor domestic battery charge. Hopefully, there aren't any other foods that Allen plans to throw in the future. It started with a sausage, but where does it end?

Take the corn dog. Sure, it's harmless in hand, but transform it into an aerial weapon, and its pointed edges could turn it into a javelin! How about Shish kabobs? Those skewers are like medieval weaponry!

We're talking a sharpness that sausages could only dream of. Eat safe out there!

What's with Waffle House lately? I keep looking, but we're not seeing any really good fight scenes. Now to be clear, I'm not looking for people to get hurt, but I miss the craziness. Last month in Virginia a woman got shot, but there's no video of the fight. Also, like I said, we're not looking for people to get hurt. Just Waffle House fight video craziness. Especially Florida Waffle House craziness - my favorite.

Before we get to that, maybe here's some insight on why we've seeing less fight videos. The Waffle House employees are fed up. Not just with the fights, but with their situation. They want $25/hr, pay, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions. The third demand is the one that caught me. So they have to pay for a meal whether or not they eat at the restaurant? I've worked at many restaurants and pizza places and I don't recall ever paying for a meal. Sure, there were some hard nosed bosses that said you needed to pay for food, but we always found a way around that. At Waffle House it's automatically taken from your check.

So maybe there's some compassion for the employees right now. They really do go through a lot. So I'll put my favorite Waffle House fight video below. And no one got hurt in the video. If you're at work, watch the sound. There's a LOT of words in these videos that could get you in trouble with HR.

First, since it's the holiday season, let's check some of the runner-ups.

This is from an Orlando, Florida Waffle House. This woman was acting up, so an employee carried her out of the store. She happened to be upside down. I don't know what happened, but I'm on the employees side.

This one happened in Georgia last Christmas. Or was it Texas? I don't remember. We've all seen the chair throw and catch, but have you seen the mayhem that led up to it? This one was nuts, but not my favorite.

Here's a more recent one, posted last summer. This fight seemed to be more about destroying the Waffle House than throwing hands. Maybe WH employees do deserve $25 an hour.

Nothing sums up a Waffle House fight quite like this guy. As the fight rages on, he puts his focus on the food. It's not about him - and he don't care. I love that.