Must Haves

Must Haves

Must Haves

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There are enough ‘Step Brothers’ Fun Finds to write a short book. But I’ve scoured the interweb for the best fifteen products you must have. Why? Because if you’re anything like me…a mid-40s Gen Xer…you’re probably obsessed with the movie ‘Step Brothers,’ starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly (and an amazing list of supporting cast members).

There’s a reason this film has developed a cult-like following and is as popular today as it was when it was released in 2008. Not only did it provide a million laughs it also left us with an endless number of usable quotes. I mean, who could forget “Did you touch my drumset?” or “Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?”. Or my personal favorite, “Why are you so sweaty?… I was watching COPS.”

I know we’re not best friends yet, but we’re about to celebrate the 15th anniversary of this comedy so we might be by the end. Check out this list we’ve put together of fifteen ‘Step Brothers’ related items that you never even knew you needed. Oh, and from now on you have to call me dragon. 


  • Did We Just Become Best Friends

    Probably the most well-known quote from Step Brothers is “Did we just become best friends?” This t-shirt is an absolute must have fun find for any fan of this iconic movie. Just grab your favorite stepbrother and get working on those bunk beds.

    Get It Now From Homage
  • Light-Up Boats 'N Hoes Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Are you really even a fan if you don’t own this sweater? You’re sure to win the ugly sweater contest with this Boats N Hoes branded pullover crewneck.   

    Get It Now From Spencers
  • Step Brothers Portrait Fleece Blanket

    Keep yourself warm with this officially licensed fleece blanket featuring the “Step Brothers” infamous portrait. Sure to keep you warm without even having to watch cops. 

    Get It Now From Spencers
  • Prestige Worldwide Hoodie

    Full disclosure, I absolutely bought this Prestige Worldwide Hoodie before I even finished writing this. I love the design! If a hoodie is too much of a commitment for you, this also comes in T-Shirts and Tank tops.

  • Did You Touch My Drumset? T-Shirt

    This solid color “Did you touch my drumset?” t-shirt is made of 100% cotton and could very likely become your new favorite shirt. Also perfect when you’re playing your drums at The Cataline Wine Mixer. 

  • Catalina Wine Mixer Hat

    It’s the (insert expletive here) Catalina Wine Mixer!” ‘Nuff said. 

  • Personalized Step Brothers Human & Pet Portrait

    If there’s a ‘Step Brothers’ fan in your life this is possibly the best gift you could get them, in my own opinion. Have a custom portrait made with their pets or themselves or a mix of both in the famous portrait from the film.  

    Get It Now From Etsy
  • Stepbrothers Pencil Set

    This set of five graphite pencils features the most famous quotes from the movie for whenever you need a little chuckle at work or school. These also make a great gift for back to school. 

    Get It Now From Etsy
  • Boats & Hoes '24 Faux Campaign Shirt

    Show your candidate preference for the 2024 Presidential Election and let everyone know you’d rather have Brennan and Dale in the White House. If you know, you know. 

    Get It Now From Etsy
  • Step Brothers Karate In The Garage Movie T-shirt

    Do you wanna do karate in the garage?! Throw one of these T-Shirts on as you battle your best friend. They run small, though, so check out their size chart. 

    Get It Now From Etsy
  • Step Brothers Friend Gift Notepad

    How cute is this notepad? Totally a fun find for affordable gifting to your best friend. Or if you’re more of the subtle type this is right up your alley for the office. 

    Get It Now From Etsy
  • Step Brothers Doodle Retro Shirt

    Talk about the ultimate homage, this “doodle art” type sweatshirt has every quote from ‘Step Brothers’ that you would ever want. Get one for yourself and everyone you know who loves the movie. It also comes in T-Shirts and Hoodies. 

    Get It Now From Etsy
  • Boats & Hoes Coffee Mug

    Perfect for any hot beverage, this classic white coffee mug features the logo for Brennan and Dale’s business venture, ‘Boats ‘N Hoes.’ 

  • Catalina Wine Mixer Inspired Trucker Cap

    I know, I know number six on this list is also a Cataline Wine Mixer but this one’s for all the non-dad hat wearers, flat brim trucker hat lovers. 

    Get It Now From Etsy
  • Step Brothers Dragon Socks

    As we come to the final item on our ‘Step Brothers’ fun finds list I couldn’t help but include these made-in-the-USA socks featuring Dale and my favorite quote from the movie “You have to call me dragon.” 

    Get It Now From Etsy

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