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Miami is weird, ya’ll. This ATM in Miami will absolutely shame you if your bank balance is too low. And seeing how it’s in Miami, I have no chance competing.

The ATM is at Art Basel. Art Basel is going on right now at the Miami Beach Convention Center and it is flush with celebrities. Because I’m poor, I’ll be honest and say that I don’t even really know what this event is all about. But the Kardashians are there, Travis Scott, and Chance The Rapper. Offset performed and was throwing money off the stage. Perhaps money from this ATM. Even Madonna was there.

I was at the Miami Beach Convention Center for their version of Comic Con and didn’t see this ATM, so I’m guessing they brought it in for this event.

Up top on the leaderboard is some guy I instantly don’t like with a balance of $2,989,381. Who the hell has 3 mil on a debit card? I watched it scroll a little bit I realized that I wouldn’t even be in the top 50. So is the purpose of this ATM just to shame poor people? Like me? The poster got a video of this brave person stepping up to the ATM. Now, it’s bad enough to be shamed on the leaderboard – but oh – there’s some commentary on his balance.

  • https://twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/1598400346702970901

  • So many people were doing it, he made a Youtube!


  • This can't be a good idea


  • I wasn't invited


    MIAMI, FLORIDA – DECEMBER 01: A view of fireworks during Audemars Piguet 2022 Art Basel Event with Zack Bia on December 01, 2022 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images for Audemars Piguet)


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