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LANDOVER, MD - SEPTEMBER 13: A Miami Dolphins helmet sits on the grass before the start of their game against the Washington Redskins at FedExField on September 13, 2015 in Landover, Maryland. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

One of my favorite radio segments on the Shemon and Sheppard Show on ESPN Southwest Florida is RED ALERT every Tuesday at 3:30ish! That’s where we put people, teams or situations on BLAST because they deserve to be ripped. (I also like the missile launch sound effects that Chris plays from the other side of the glass!)

Common targets are primadanna athletes who are unaware of their social surroundings. It is our duty to point out their public deficiencies.

Other targets can be coaches who make bonehead decisions or team owners and general managers who drive their fans nuts. It is our job to set the world straight, at least during our ten minute segment.

Since we’ve been doing this segment for a while, I also enjoy how the texters like to add their nominations to the list.

Also, in case you are new to the show, RED ALERT blasts do NOT have to come from the world of sports. In fact, as of late, we like to close the segment by ALWAYS blasting Russian President Vladimir Putin just because. However, I should note that our show goes to painstaking lengths to avoid divisive politics at all costs. So let’s dial it up! Enjoy this week’s RED ALERT!

Craig Shemon

  • THE MIAMI DOLPHINS OWNER STEPHEN ROSS

    Dolphins

     (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)

    For tampering with Tom Brady and Sean Payton and losing draft picks.

  • BALTIMORE ORIOLES

    Trey Mancini

    (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)

    Sellers at the trade deadline despite being in contention.

  • BOSTON REDSOX

    Padres

    (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

    Pete was unhappy with lateral moves at trade deadline.

  • PADRES CASH FLOW

    Padres

    (Photo by Denis Poroy/Getty Images)

    After getting Juan Soto the team will have 3 players earning over one billion dollars!

  • RAMS AND MATTHEW STAFFORD

    matt stafford

    (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

    Elbow pain for the defending Super Bowl Champion.  Keep an eye on this.

  • MIKE TROUT

    Mike Trout

    (Photo by Michael Owens/Getty Images)

    3 words you don’t want to hear:  “rare back disorder.”

  • PETE'S HOUSE

    Maybe THIS closing will go well!

  • ARIZONA CARDINALS

    Kyler Murray

    (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

    Chris thinks they should have kept Kyler Murray’s independent study clause in his contract.

  • DETROIT PIZZA

    Covertly released video of Craig putting at Top Golf!  🙂

  • JERRY JONES

    Jerry Jones

    (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)

    Now he is autographing babies in the crowd.

  • VLADIMIR PUTIN

    Stop the war ass-clown!