Aaron Rodgers Red Alert ! One of my favorite radio segments on the Shemon and Sheppard Show on ESPN Southwest Florida is RED ALERT every Tuesday at 3:30ish! That's where we put people, teams or situations on BLAST because they deserve to be ripped. (I also like the missile launch sound effects that Chris plays from the other side of the glass!)
Common targets are prima danna athletes who are unaware of their social surroundings. It is our duty to point out their public deficiencies.
Other targets can be coaches who make bonehead decisions or team owners and general managers who drive their fans nuts. It is our job to set the world straight, at least during our ten minute segment.
Since we've been doing this segment for a while, I also enjoy how the texters like to add their nominations to the list.
Also, in case you are new to the show, RED ALERT blasts do NOT have to come from the world of sports. In fact, as of late, we like to close the segment by ALWAYS blasting Russian President Vladimir Putin just because. However, I should note that our show goes to painstaking lengths to avoid divisive politics at all costs.
And beware: Aaron Rodgers Red Alert !
So let's dial it up! Enjoy this week's RED ALERT!
1. TAMPA BAY BUCS
It's December and you are sub .500. And you lost to the Browns.
2. THE OHIO STATE SUCKEYES
Taking things hard are we? Ryan Day hot seat. And your school president resigned today. All because Michigan has beat you 86-50 the last two seasons combined.
3. RUSSELL WILSON
The Broncos don't seem to like you. "Let's Slide!"
4. SEAHAWKS DEFENSE
Josh Jacobs just lit you up for 300 yards!
5. WORLD CHAMPION LA RAMS
You are done.
6. PETE AND CHRIS
Your preseason predictions of the U finishing with 10 wins and making it to the ACC Championship fell a bit short.
7. TIGER AND RORY
Did these two hide that they may have had COVID while playing in the British Open anyway??
8. AARON RODGERS
You are hurt. You are expensive. Your team stinks. Jordon Love looks ready. Do the math.
9. VLAD PUTIN
End the war. Ass-clown!
