It’s amazing how many people come to visit Florida without realizing the dangers that wait for them. The Florida bugs are real. We already did 14 Animals in Florida That Can Kill You, so let’s get smaller. Come to think of it, we talked about the six venomous snakes of Florida. I guess we’re doing a trilogy. And not like a Star Wars trilogy where they go back and do prequels and then spin offs. I need to finish this series because it creeps me the ‘f’ out. You know what else creeps me out? Those giant frogs that sit in my driveway at night. I walk outside minding my own business and this big creepy bastard is staring at me.
As I said, let’s get small. Here’s the list of the creepy crawly things that could be hiding anywhere ready to ruin your day. Or maybe – end your life. Florida bugs. And before you start blowing me up in the comment section, I realize that spiders aren’t bugs. Just stop it. Stop it. Ok?