25 Keys of cocaine found just off the coast of key largo
This isn't your average fishing report, as square grouper isn't really a fish. It's a slang term for drugs, in this case - cocaine.
The term 'square grouper' came about in the 1970's as a term for a bale of marijuana that washed up on the Florida shore. As drug runners encountered authorities out in the open waters, they would dump their cargo overboard. Bales of tightly wrapped weed. These bales would sometimes (and still do) wash up on shore leaving the person finding them to make a decision - call the cops, or take them with you. Obviously calling the police was the safest (albeit less profitable) option.
When cocaine took off in popularity in the 80's, the square grouper term came to used for either drug. Sometimes it was both, as a kilo of cocaine was sometimes packed within a bundle of marijuana. That's kind of the Columbian version of a 'turducken'.
Square Grouper Find Off Key Largo
On Wednesday, scuba divers at the Rainbow Reef Dive Center in Key Largo, Florida were picking up some trash off the Atlantic ocean floor at depth of about 100 feet. At around noontime, they picked up a bag they thought was trash. That's when they made the discovery of 25 individually wrapped kilograms of cocaine.
Monroe County Sherriff's office was notified and they then turned the packages over to the U.S. Border Patrol. We're not really sure why the smugglers put a Nike logo on the product. Maybe a reference to the slogan "Just Do It"? No idea, just spitballin' here.
A Busy Week
A beachgoer picking up trash on Coral Road in Islamorada, Florida found several packages of suspected drugs at approximately 10:45 a.m. Saturday. They too, called to the sheriff's office who turned it over to Border Patrol.
These finds are actually a little too common on our Florida beaches. So much so that they really don't grab headlines unless it's a lot of drugs. But a word of advice, if you do stumble upon a square grouper, calling the cops is the safest move. Drug traffickers may have placed a tracking device within the bales and if they track it back to your house, things probably won't end well.
15 Florida Beaches Where Alcohol Is Legal To Drink
I fondly remember the days of drinking on Fort Myers Beach. It wasn't really legal, but we did it anyway. Going to 7-11 and getting a giant Big Gulp cup and then making a mixed drink to sip on the beach. It was so common that every Spring Breaker outside the Lani Kai was carrying a Big Gulp cup. I'm pretty sure the cops knew. Florida beaches and alcohol have always gone together.
And if you're going to drink on Fort Myers Beach, you better hide it. The Town Of Fort Myers Beach has this posted "Any person convicted of violation of Section 5 of this Ordinance may be punished by a fine not to exceed $500.00 or by imprisonment in the County jail for a period not to exceed 60 days, or both." 60 days in jail for a Mich Ultra? Seems harsh.
The grown up version is to make a drink in a giant Yeti cup. The ice lasts so much longer. That's how I do my summertime vodka cranberry down on Bonita Beach. Even though it's not actually legal to do so. There used to be a sign that says "no alcohol", but the Hurricane Ian destroyed it.
One thing to remember with alcohol on Florida beaches. It's really never ok to bring glass. Even if no one says don't bring glass - don't bring glass. If you break a bottle you'll never get all the pieces and then someone will step on it.
And it's hot here. Don't forget to alternate between booze and bottled water or you'll be hurting. That dehydration headache is a killer.
Perdido Key
Perdido Key is on the Panhandle, at the Florida - Alabama border. The local sheriff breaks down the rules:
Pensacola Beach
Pensacola Beach is in the same county as Perdido Key, so the same rules apply. Pensacola Beach does have an alcohol free "family zone" west of the pier.
Shell Island
It's ok to drink on private lots and county roads in the middle of the island, but it's illegal in the State Park area.
Panama City Beach
The PCB has a Spring Break law where no alcohol is allowed on the beach during the month of March. Also, no metal shovels are allowed on the beach, and digging holes deeper than two feet is prohibited. I'm interested in hearing whatever story caused that law. So it's legal for 11 months out of the year. PCB has had a major problem with rip currents this year. If the double red flag warning is out, drink on the beach - but stay out of the water.
Madeira Beach
On over to the Tampa - St. Pete Area. We don't call it Mad Beach for nothing. As is usually the case, no glass. I spent spring break there when I was in college. Not sure how I made it out alive.
St. Pete Beach
Rules on this beach. You can drink on the sand at beachfront hotels, but only if you're a guest of the hotel.
Treasure Island
Apparently it's ok to drink here as long as it's not day-drinking. No alcohol is allowed on the beach between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays. So pack it and let it set on ice until 4pm.
Siesta Beach
We're in Sarasota County. Cans and cups, no glass. Bad behavior is not ok, so be cool.
Turtle Beach
Another Sarasota County Beach, so the same rules as Siesta.
Lido Beach
Sarasota County, so it's cool here, too.
Naples Municipal Beach
I see a lot of conflicting information on this one. Some sites say it's ok to drink on the beach. Others say it's not. I know you can't drink at the pier. You can drink on Marco Island beaches. I know people do drink on Naples Beach, but I don't know if it's really legal.
Flagler Beach
Let's move on over to the East Coast. The Sheriff's Department says this "Open containers are prohibited except on the sand of the beaches. " So finish it before you step off the sand.
Cocoa Beach
Drinking is fine, but no glass, and no pets. Sometimes there's even live music out on the sand.
Playalinda Beach
Not only can you drink here, but if you park in lot 13 that takes you to a clothing optional section of the beach. Yes, a nude beach where drinking is allowed. How have I not been here, yet?
