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Punch Drunk Florida Woman Forgets ABCs, Earns DUI

A Florida Woman was arrested for DUI after driving erratically and struggling to recite her ABCs during a sobriety test.

Some things are hard to forget. Like driving a car or reciting your ABCs. Tammy Angel, a 61-year-old Florida woman, did both. Now I don't know about you, but if you get caught driving around like you were navigating bumper cars at a carnival, you better be ready to speak those ABCs.

According to WFLA, an off-duty Marion County Sheriff’s Office deputy named Lt. Bloom was just relaxing when he noticed Tammy's driving behavior seemed a little wacky. So everyone's safe, Lt. Bloom decided to intervene and check on Tammy.

That's when it became clear to the officer that Tammy was feeling a little dandy. Lt. Bloom observed the Florida woman closely and realized that Tammy displayed signs of intoxication.

Learn Your ABCs:

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To assess the situation further, another officer was called in, enter Corporal Young. He was brought in to conduct sobriety tests on Tammy. They asked her to recite the alphabet, expecting it to be a simple task. However, Tammy struggled to recall the ABCs as if her mind had taken leave of absence. She hesitantly muttered, "Uh... A... B... C... (Muttering) It was so many years ago."

And of course, there is body cam footage capturing the episode. It's pretty bad too. Her kindergarten teacher would not be proud.

Tammy appears flustered, struggling to recall her ABCs as if she's transported back to her school days. This was definitely a test and she failed miserably.

In a nutshell, Tammy's nostalgic journey brought her straight to jail. She is arrested for driving while intoxicated in a flash. The lesson learned here is simple... DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. Also, pay attention to school kids. You never know when a pop quiz is coming your way.

Tammy didn't know her ABCs that day, but she sure learned about her DUIs.

Florida Woman Makes Viral Post With Sheriff Vehicle, Gets Busted For Drug Possession

Time for the story of Talea Saylor, who ran afoul of the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office in Englewood, Florida. It all started innocently enough when Talea posed on top of a Charlotte County Sheriff vehicle. The suv was parked at a dealership and she saw this as a perfect opportunity for a viral post. Unfortunately the Sherriff's Office saw the post. What do you think they're doing when they're parked on the side of the road? Scrolling, no doubt.

I'm sure they were annoyed by this woman standing on their vehicle, but the picture is a little blurry. No way you can identify her. Until....

From the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office: "A few days later, one of our Marine Patrol deputies was in the area of Chadwick Cove and noticed two suspects on a familiar 26ft sailboat. The owner of the boat was arrested the day prior and had not yet been released from jail. Contact was made with boat owner via the jail watch commander who advised he did not give anyone permission to be on his boat."

Inside the boat, the cops found a glass pipe, various drug paraphernalia, and methamphetamine. Doing meth on a stolen boat? Let's take a look at the charges our Florida woman is facing.

Burglary of an Occupied Conveyance Unarmed
Possess Controlled Substance without Prescription
Drug Paraphernalia - Possession or Use Of
MARIJUANA- POSSESS NOT MORE THAN 20 GRAMS
It all started with a two fingered salute from atop a sheriff vehicle. So, ready for the mugshot?

Talea Saylor

I'm sure she was just holding the meth for someone else.

On The Boat

Her accomplice, Briar Bloomer. Facing the same charges. How did these two manage to get a boat off the dock? At least they're wearing life jackets. Safety first!

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