First of all, if you're over the age of 12, why are you playing with smoke bombs? That poor choice got this coked up Florida Man sent to a Key West jail.
According to a report from the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, 35 year old Deni Noa Betancourt tossed "a smoke-style firework" into the CVS Pharmacy on Stock Island, just east of Key West. The caper went down in broad daylight at 2:13 when Deni "threw the smoke device through the front entrance doors." He then made a hasty getaway on his bicycle.
Despite the rush of the crime (and likely the cocaine), it didn't take long for the police to catch up to him (and his bicycle). MCSO stepped in, and when questioned, Deni admitted to tossing the smoke bomb into the CVS. He called it a prank. It's a simple misdemeanor charge of disturbing the peace. But - unfortunately for Deni, he also had about a gram of cocaine on him, which turned the arrest into a felony.
This coked up Florida Man showed a lack of critical thinking while engaged in his own personal "White Christmas". You probably shouldn't be packing cocaine on you when you're off doing pranks. Just a thought. And if you need a fresh calendar for 2024, the one below is totally downloadable, printable and 100% free. Happy Holidays everyone!
The Army Corps Of Engineers Has a 2024 Calendar Of Giant Cats And Infrastructure
After last year's success, they had to do it again. The Army Corps Of Engineers just released their 2024 calendar of giant cats and infrastructure. Last year was crazy. The calendar was an internet sensation, going beyond just being viral on the internet to being featured on tv talk shows. If you somehow missed the fun of last year's post, here's the link to the OG Cats Attacking Infrastructure.
The Portland District, US Army Corps of Engineers decided to time the release of their calendar with National Cat Day. Actually, they teased the release on the holiday, and then dropped the calendar the day after. This year's calendar appears to have a gentler approach. Last year, a lot of the giant cats appeared to be trying to destroy infrastructure. In this years print, the cats seem a lot more content to just lounge on top of vital government projects. I applaud the decision. You don't want to just do the same project twice.
Also new to this year is a dog calendar. That's right, they did two calendars. The dog versions has pups riding in ships, looking after the dams, and running through locks. A solid piece of work, but we all know that the internet is obsessed with giant cats. That's why we're here.
Both versions are completely free and downloadable so you can print and enjoy. They are, however, full color and high resolution, so my advice is to print them at work(ink is expensive). If you want to give a shout out to the brilliant work, here's a link to their facebook.
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