Lock Your Doors: Florida Man Invades Woman’s Home and Gulps Juicy Juice
A cold drink of Juicy Juice is the best. But it’s not “go to jail” good. Meet Christopher Gianfrancesco. This guy must’ve loved the sweet necter so much that he was going to risk it all for a few gulps.
According to WFLA, it all went down at the Springwood Villas apartment complex. People there were probably binge-watching Netflix, napping, or wondering if they should order pizza for the third time this week. But not our man, Christopher. No, he had a different agenda in mind.
Christopher decided it was the perfect day to play a round of “Hide-and-Seek.” He sprinted from apartment to apartment, attempting to make an entrance even without an invitation. He busted into one apartment through an unlocked sliding glass door, not caring about the consequences.
Once inside, he went full-on tornado mode. Imagine your house after a wild house party, except it’s just one guy. He went through drawers, tossed clothes around like confetti, and even had a smoke break like it was all in a day’s work.
But wait, it gets juicier (pun intended). The grand finale of this surreal escapade involved him raiding the victim’s fridge. He grabbed not one, but TWO containers of Juicy Juice… The best kind too, tropical and apple flavors. Because why choose when you can have both? He didn’t just take them… This dude chugged them down! Right there in the crime scene! Police charged him with “committing theft from within the residence by taking the drinks and consuming them.” Talk about getting caught red-handed, or rather, “juice-handed.”
In the end, the police had to crash the party after two witnesses called 911, probably saying, “There’s a guy in my neighbor’s apartment, and I don’t think he’s here for the book club.” Christopher now finds himself in the Pinellas County Jail, where he’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether it was all worth it. And the victim? Well, she thought she had locked her apartment properly, but clearly, she didn’t anticipate the arrival of the Juicy Juice Bandit!
Florida Man Humor To Make You Laugh For TikTok Tuesday
Florida is a great place to live. It sure is quirky. But that is part of its charm. Social media always has some crazy story about Floridians. In addition, people who visit from other parts of the country are often taken aback by our weather, our insects and creatures, and lots more. At least one Southwest Florida TikTok user has had great success trying to explain Florida with his funny and unique videos. Here is some of his so-called Florida Man humor to make you laugh for TikTok Tuesday.
I’ve been following Josh Robinson, AKA omgitswicks, for some time now and I always get a kick out of his characterization of Floridians and how he turns everything from humidity and hurricanes, to mosquitos, into characters for his videos. He is a Southwest Florida native. He gets it, gets us. Robinson is always eating something from the Publix deli in his videos. Another famous prop is his old school flip phone that he allegedly uses to catch the crazy that often times defines Florida. Whatever he is doing works. He has more than 295,000 followers.
Here is a good example of how he tackles the ever changing and every challenging weather we have in Southwest Florida.
If you are on TikTok, you should follow too. However, you do not need a TikTok account to watch these videos that I’ve assembled. We’ll use mine. All you have to do is scroll down and then hit play. They are all office friendly. They are also fun to share with your with your “northern” and “midwestern” friends. If you live in Florida, you will relate, and get a kick out of these videos. There were so many to share that it was hard for me to pick just five.
But here they are. Florida Man humor to make you laugh for TikTok Tuesday.
Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
