I’m Sick of Taylor Swift
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are dating… big whoop. I am a football fan. I love those handful of Sunday afternoon’s each year where it’s me, Scott Hanson, and seven hours of commercial free football. Twitter almost exploded on last Sunday afternoon when FOX went above and beyond to show Taylor any opportunity they could. Football and twitter are made for each other. It’s a not-so-safe place to fire off takes from the hip and get in a debate with someone you will never meet. It’s beautiful and hideous all at the same time. And it’s ruined when the Taylor Swift fans invaded our space #safespace. The game against the Jets was no better. What’s with The Voice explaining football? Just stop.
I’m already sick of Taylor Swift. But she’s not the one to blame.
And before you Swifties go in on what I am saying, know this. It’s not her fault… it’s your fault. She didn’t hop on twitter and announce to the world what her plans were on Sunday. You people who are obsessed with her did that. And you insisted on clogging up my timeline with basic rules of football and complaints about our sanctuary. To make things worse, the Chiefs were on national television this week in New York on Sunday night. It’s tough to imagine how Zach Wilson went toe-to-toe with Patrick Mahomes and still kept the game competitive. But still, Mike Tarico and Chris Collinsworth had the Travis and Taylor relationship to fall back on when things got slow… ugh. I am always one to root for love, but this one is tough. It’s not her fault, but I’m already sick of Taylor Swift.
Look out Minnesota, you’re next.