NEW YORK JETS FANS ON RED ALERT
New York Jets fans on Red Alert! And others…
One of my favorite radio segments on the Shemon and Sheppard Show on ESPN Southwest Florida is RED ALERT every Tuesday at 3:30ish! That’s where we put people, teams or situations on BLAST because they deserve to be ripped. (I also like the missile launch sound effects that Chris plays from the other side of the glass!)
Common targets are prima danna athletes who are unaware of their social surroundings. It is our duty to point out their public deficiencies.
Other targets can be coaches who make bonehead decisions or team owners and general managers who drive their fans nuts. It is our job to set the world straight, at least during our ten minute segment.
Since we’ve been doing this segment for a while, I also enjoy how the texters like to add their nominations to the list. Add your Red Alert via text at 239-337-ESPN.
Also, in case you are new to the show, RED ALERT blasts do NOT have to come from the world of sports. In fact, as of late, we like to close the segment by ALWAYS blasting Russian President Vladimir Putin just because. However, I should note that our show goes to painstaking lengths to avoid divisive politics at all costs.
Here’s our list, starting with the New York Jets:
- New York Jets Fans: What a tease! The build up to Aaron Rodgers was fun. But his greatest highlight will be of him running out of the tunnel with the American Flag on 9/11. And his one incomplete pass. We feel for you.
- Bills Fans: The build up was fun. Then you lost to Zack Wilson
- Josh Allen: Dude, stop turning the ball over! Four on Monday night!
- Packers Fans: You dodged a bullet. That could have been your quarterback.
- College Football in the State of Michigan: Both Mel Tucker and Jim Harbaugh are suspended this weekend.
- Bengals: You looked awful in your loss to the Browns.
- Joe Burrow: Aaron Rodgers and Kevin Durant started with calf strains that led to torn achilles. Just saying. Be careful.
- Sean Payton: You were supposed to fix things. You lost to the Raiders.
- Vlad Putin: Ass-Clown. Stop the war!
5 Florida Cities Make List Of Best Places To Retire
10. Atlanta, GA
Atlanta killed it in the quality of life category. So much to do if you’re into downtown city vibes, or the mountains not too far away. The city also did well in healthcare.
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9. Charleston, SC
If you’re a foodie and love the coastal lifestyle, Charleston is the city for you. The city ranked highest in healthcare and also high in quality of life.
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8. Cincinnati, OH
If you’re looking for affordability, look no further than Cincinnati, which is ranked the highest on list. The city also ranked high for quality of life and healthcare.
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7. Denver, CO
Denver is a city that I visit pretty often. All four seasons are gorgeous with lots to do. It ranked high on this list for affordability.
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6. Casper, WY
Casper ranked very high in quality of life and activities. You have hiking, skiing and lots of outdoor activities, it would be impossible to be bored.
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5. Miami, FL
Miami is kind of known for being expensive, but the city ranked high in affordability. The city got one of the highest rankings for quality of life as well.
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4. Orlando, FL
Orlando ranked high in quality of life. You have a little bit of everything there, the grandkids will love to come and visit and the beach is just a short drive away.
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3. Fort Lauderdale, FL
When I think affordability, Fort Lauderdale doesn’t come to mind, but it ranked pretty high in that category. It also got good rankings in healthcare and quality of life.
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2. Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale is one of my favorite cities, so it’s not just for retirees. But for those looking for desert days, the city did rank high in affordability. And it’s great for year-round golf!
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1. Tampa, FL
While right next to each, St Pete came in on the list at #11, but Tampa takes the top spot as the best place in America to retire. The weather is amazing year-round and the city ranked high for health care.
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