Ball Pythons Invade St. Augustine Neighborhood
A St. Augustine neighborhood is facing an invasion of not-so-wild, but definitely unwelcome, ball pythons. In fact, 22 of them in the last few weeks! Oh,joy! What a time to be alive!
According to First Coast News, Vincent Myers, a fearless neighborhood snake wrangler, has had his hands full. He’s become a pro at hunting down these slippery serpents, finding them lurking in some of the most unexpected places. Imagine taking a leisurely stroll at night, post-rain, only to find a snake crossing the road.
And let me tell you, these pythons are not your ordinary garden-variety snakes. They’ve got albino balls with red eyes, solid white ones. Lots of exotic kinds. They all look scary to me!
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission suspects that these pythons are either escapees or abandoned pets. Can you blame them for wanting a taste of freedom, though? I mean, I wouldn’t want to be stuck in some box all day long doing the same thing… Oh, Wait. Nevermind.
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However, if you happen to come across one of these non-native party crashers, don’t you dare let it loose! We’ve got an Invasive Species Hotline for that. Call them. Not me at 1-888-Ive-Got1.
It’s also worth mentioning that these snakes deserve some love too… Just not from me. And if you see a python, don’t panic and don’t try to handle it yourself. Instead, call the experts who can come to the rescue. Let’s keep the outside neighborhoods safe, stylish, and serpent-free, cool?
And to all the ball pythons out there, just know that even if you’re a bit intimidating, your lives matter too. You’re not just cold-blooded creatures… You’re cold-blooded creatures with feelings. But if you say me walking down the street. Keep a few feet away. Beacuse my feelings are fear of snakes.
Remeber, when it comes to dealing with invasive species, I’m not the one. Let the experts handle it.
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